the whole Snakes on a Plane phenomenon reach the point of overkill before the film even hits theaters? It’s already teetering dangerously on the precipice, thanks in part to more mainstream media outlets like Entertainment Weekly weighing down the bandwagon, even if they’re not entirely sure why.

But what the fuck, there are only a few inarguable truths in this world, and one of them happens to be Sam Jackson battling a jetful of rampaging reptiles. And the movie (newly christened with an R-rating) now has a brand new teaser trailer with all the expected airborne slithering creatures and screeching passengers in peril.

I only wish they somehow could’ve worked this scenario into the apparently unavoidable fourth Indiana Jones movie, if only to hear the increasingly irascible Harrison Ford mumble the dialogue "Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes… on a plane?"