From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE:

“Liking this movie mash-up thing.  Let’s keep it going with this little diddy, inspired by Nick Nunziata’s recent mention of one Mr. Kirk Cameron, who I feel has more to offer than just another pretty face.”

– Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“The End is Rear.”

MY LEFT BEHIND: The Seventh Seal is broken and mankind is facing biblical Armageddon. One man holds the key to our survival and our salvation, the secret to both hidden in the strange birthmark on his left butt cheek.  Can he survive an evil cult of Revelationists long enough to decipher the bizarre buttocks code? Or will he get his ass handed to him… literally?

Nick Says: I wonder if we could get Jim J. Buttock involved. True story: I once wrote a treatment about a man whose ass gets haunted/possessed. Shocker: Nothing came of it.

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.