“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE:
“Who doesn’t love a good sequel? Okay… how ‘bout a bad one?”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“Children should never be seen or heard from.”
KNIFE TO MEET YOU: Following the horrendous events of the hit matriarchal murder movie, BLADE TO REST, the maniacal mom escapes police custody, changes her name, dyes her hair, and relocates to a quaint, quiet little suburb, where she ends up serving on the neighborhood welcoming committee, getting to know each and every new resident, especially those with potentially troublesome children who might have to be taken down a leg or two.
Nick Says: It couldn’t have been ‘Knife to Meat You’? It’s so Crypt Keeper! Either way, if Terry O’Quinn can re-Stepfather, there’s no reason this can’t work too.
Disclaimer:
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.