From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT:

“It’s Sunday, and that means football!!”

– Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“Play Dead.”

THE UNITED DAMNED: When a localized zombie outbreak wipes out most of West Yorkshire, including the entire Leeds United Football club, it looks like they’ve lost any hope of winning the coveted World Cup.  But then a hard-nosed former footballer turned controversial coach decides to shine some light on the bleak situation by seeking out the zombified players and whipping them back into shape just in time for the League Championship, thus changing the face of Association Football forever…  not to mention the faces of more than a few of their opponents.

Nick Says: It’s still not enough to make me like soccer, but that’s some fun shit. Especially since it’ll be phenomenal to see the craggy faces of Clive Owen, Brian Cox, and Vinnie Jones on a screen together.

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.