No sooner than I complete an extensive, detailed explanation of exactly why Happy Madison’s Zookeeper is a great big ole pile of shit then they release a trailer for what could be Sandler’s coup de grace on cinema itself.
There simply are not words for how bad this looks, and how much Happy Madison just. needs. to. stop.
Why is it after Tropic Thunder and Funny People that studios are in such a competition to the movie that most look like the fake movies other movies use to make fun of bad movies?!
If you see this, you are worthless and I hate you.
The goddamn thing…
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