Rank
|
Title
|
Weekend
Gross |
Cumulative
Gross |
Weeks in Release
|
1
|
Big Momma’s House 2 |
$28,000,000
|
$28,000,000
|
1
|
2
|
Nanny McPhee |
$14,000,000
|
$14,000,000
|
1
|
3
|
Underworld: Evolution |
$11,100,000
|
$44,300,000
|
2
|
4
|
$7,700,000
|
$7,700,000
|
1
|
|
5
|
Hoodwinked |
$7,300,000
|
$37,600,000
|
7
|
6
|
$6,300,000
|
$50,800,000
|
8
|
|
7
|
Glory Road |
$5,100,000
|
$34,700,000
|
3
|
8
|
Last Holiday |
$4,800,000
|
$32,700,000
|
3
|
9
|
Narnia |
$4,400,000
|
$277,700,000
|
8
|
10
|
The Matador |
$3,800,000
|
$5,500,000
|
5
|
I honestly have no idea what sort of person would willingly pay money to see an unholy abomination like Big Momma’s House 2, but I’m absolutely certain I don’t want to know them. And that’s a significant number of people judging by the inexplicable $28 million opening, twice the amount that sorceress babysitter Nanny McPhee conjured from the pockets of visiting brats and their guardians.
In its second week, Underworld: Evolution put a stake in the wallet of the military academy movie Annapolis, while Brokeback and Hoodwinked held strong. The Pierce Brosnan assassin comedy The Matador makes the hit on a few hundred more screens, while Tristram Shandy and Roving Mars have the most impact of the limited releases.
Next weekend gets us into a brand new month with even more boring choices, namely the romcom Something New (which almost definitely is not) and the horror remake When a Stranger Calls (the calls are coming from inside the house — I just saved you 10 bucks).