“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO:
“Let’s continue to monkey around, shall we?”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“This Shit is Bananas!”
Pitch:
APE X! –
a•pex: n, 1. the highest point. 2. a climax
ape•x: n, 1. world’s smartest gorilla, representing the highest point of simianadvancement. 2. Perfect idea for a Syfy original movie.
In a misguided attempt to create Superman, the government experiments on Text Gorilla X and creates a super simian instead. The only problem is that the greatest powers known to man belong to a witless ape thatis too easily lured by bananas and is quite often more trouble than he’s worth.
Nick Says: Um….
Disclaimer:
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.