Our man Jakob once again hooked us up with what appears to be the first exclusive image from Uwe Boll’s almost inevitable celluloid disaster, Dungeon Siege.
So what can possibly be said about this? Honestly, my mind’s a blank. You’ve got John Rhys-Davies in the background praying for Peter Jackson to come in and swoop his ass up to do LOTR: Tossed Dwarf’s Revenge and Jason Statham in a deep and pensive moment, no doubt wondering how the CG in Transporter 2 turned out so goddamn terrible (well, that or he’s admiring Pokey’s fifth leg). In any case, here’s the still. Click it for BIG. And pray that Boll’s film turns out as harmless as what’s seen below. And then realize that prayers go unanswered.
