A lot of people think that they are the man. Some think that all of their problems exist because of the man. Some people are the man, but not the first man but rather the man referred to in that second sentence. More likely, they aren’t the man but won’t have time to defend themselves when the man shows his face. Sometimes, people get to be the man but only because the man doesn’t want people to know he’s the man so they mistakenly think the other man is the man when in fact he is most definitely not the man even though he thinks he is. Here’s a short list of people who are most definitely not the man:

Tony Little.

New Line’s The Man is coming to theaters in a few weeks and with it comes the pairing of Samuel L. Jackson and Eugene Levy, two folks who at times are considered the best they are at what they do. Then, sometimes they make movies where they say "you got me straight trippin’ boo" and it all goes to sod. Will this be a fun buddy comedy or something that makes you want to mail Mr. Levy overnight to Christopher Guest’s house? Find out, as we’re happy to be sending many passes to folks in the Southeast to see this flick early.

Here’s how:

Just send a SASE (self addressed stamped envelope) to the address below with the words "THE MAN" on the exterior envelope and the name of the city you want to see the film in. That’s it. No secret insertions, no puzzles or riddles, and most definitely no pictures of Samuel L. Jackson’s Unbreakable hair. Just and envelope and some words.

The cities are as follows:


Mail to:

4915 Camberbridge Dr.
Alpharetta, GA 30022