From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN:

Someone needs to make the teen horror version of KILL BILL, don’t you think?

– Andy Cosby (Twitter)

“Revenge is Best Served Co-ed.”

DEAD BY DAWN: It’s the first day of her first year at college, and Dawn Fairchild couldn’t be more excited.  But not for the reasons you might expect… You see, ever since her big sister was raped and murdered two years ago, Dawn has been preparing for this moment, training, making herself a living weapon, sharpened to a razor’s edge and ready to reap unholy vengeance on the students and faculty responsible for her sister’s untimely demise.

Nick Says: Sounds firmly entrenched in Whedon’s female empowerment zone, which means boys and girls will love it. Especially if you cast Elle Fanning. She’ll grow into the role. And her bra.

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.