“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-THREE:
“Some food for thought…”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“Would You Be Mine?”
HELL’S PAWN: While visiting his local pawn dealer, a young man stumbles onto a rare collectible lunchbox from one of his all-time favorite television shows, Mr. Robert’s Neighborhood. Thrilled, he spends his entire paycheck on it and excitedly takes it home to complete his extensive collection of Mr. Robert’s memorabilia. Unfortunately, unknown by all but his unfortunate victims, Mr. Roberts wasn’t just a much-beloved children’s entertainer, he was also one of the world’s most prolific child murders. His twisted soul still resides inside the haunted lunchbox, and has been waiting a very long time to return to the neighborhood.
Nick Says: Fucking amazing. A lunchbox as a vessel for evil? My dick’s hard from how great that is.
Disclaimer:
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.