We’re entering a new age here at CHUD, with a refreshed stable of writers, a re-energized concentration of efforts, and a focus on consistent, knowledge-backed fun. To ring in this new era for the site we wanted to bring you a truly special, truly memorable, truly incredible list that characterizes what CHUD is about, and we think we’ve cooked up just the thing.

BODILY FUNCTION JUNCTION
The 25 Grossest, Most Execrable Moments in Film.

We’re here to explore the most depraved, flinch-worthy, vomit-inducing (or vomit-involving) moments ever put to film. We’re not interested in simple gore and viscera here… We’re looking for the shittiest, pusiest, cummiest, pukeiest, piss-filled scenes in the history of motion-pictures. Some will be huge, some will be small, but they’ll all be gross. We’ve also put an unprecedented amount of effort into pre-planning, scheduling, and dividing the effort for this list, so expect it to hit you every one of the next 25 weekdays (with a number of special surprises planned for the weekends!).

So without further ado, grab your nearest complimentary airsick bag (or maybe just a whole trashcan) and jump into CHUD’s newest list.

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DAY 20

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THE MOVIE?

Feast (2005)

The winning film from the 3rd season of Project Greenlight, Feast is one of those movies that comes along every so often and tries its damndest to remind us why we’re horror fans in the first place.  Is it a great film?  Nah.  But it’s more fun than a barrel of cockstrong monsters, it brings the sticky and it’s got balls to spare.

The Setup:  Our ragtag gang of miscreants, misfits, heroes and future husks settle on a plan to escape the bar in which a bunch of hungry, horny monsters have them trapped.  The plan?  Distract ‘em with a corpse to chow down on while one of our good guys tears ass to a nearby pickup.  But – and here’s the kicker – they’re gonna load the corpse up with explosives so not only will our heroes get away, they’ll blow the monsters to bits in the process.   That’s all well and fine – I mean, the bait’s already dead, after all…

Oh…oh my.

THE GROSS?

Yeah…you know what that is.

WHO DOES IT COME OUT OF?

This sexy beast.  Is it a surprise?  Hell no.  We watched his twin brother go to fucking town on a wall-mounted deer skull earlier in the movie.  These sonsabitches like to inseminate shit.

WHERE DOES IT GO?

All over Harley Mom’s uvula.  But the fun doesn’t stop there, kids.  No – instead of just being deposited and left behind, we revisit the Who Does It Come Out Of segment – and this time the answer is her.  Her mouth, her nose – her whole face.

ANY CASUALTIES?

Yup.  After nearly choking on the milky lovin’ of a wet, wrinkly beast, she gets fuckin’ exploded for her troubles.  Godspeed, Harley Mom.

HOW GROSS IS IT?

Well, ostensibly – not so much.  The whole movie is shot and edited like it’s on a week-long coke binge, so it’s hard to see a lot of what’s going on.  HOWEVER – consider the context: you’re hangin’ out in a bar, a bunch of wound-up rapemonsters show up and start eatin’ your friends, only to go all face-hugger on your larynx and try to get your tonsils pregnant.

And then it all comes back up through your nasal cavity and out onto your face.  That’s pretty fuckin’ gross.

Today’s installment written by Jeremy G. Butler