I spent the entire running time of the new Faster trailer waiting for the sound of a needle scratching a record and the arrival of a gap toothed, tousle-haired little moppet who would have to tag along with Dwayne Johnson’s dusty, angry revenger-seeker. That moment never came.
Could this be… a Dwayne Johnson movie I want to actually see? Could this be an ass-kicking action film that returns The Rock to his rightful place in badass cinema? Between Faster and The Other Guys, The Dwayne RockJohnson could be coming back to us.