James Cameron will be directing a
full length 3D narrative feature
starring the Black Eyed Peas. This is not a rumor but based on an
actual statement by will.i.am to Vibe.
Pardon me while I LOL.
If
there’s a worse way for Cameron to spend his time after Avatar,
I can’t think of it. The Black Eyed Peas are assuredly one of the worst
mainstream groups now working, and… well, there is no and to that
sentence. They’re just horrible.
Says will.i.am:
Right now we are planning our
3-D tour movie and James Cameron is directing it…We have the
biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet. The
Peas are filming it in South America. People will be able to see us in
the theater with the 3-D glasses and everything.
He also says that the storyline was
cooked up by Cameron himself. Goody! That’s always been Jim’s strong
point.
Being
in a 3D movie makes sense for will.i.am, as he is among the most
cutting edge humans on Earth – you’ll remember that he appeared as a
hologram on CNN’s 2008 election night coverage. In fact, this could be a
step back in dimensionality for him.