Listen up folks – we’ve got trouble. I was originally concerned with the amount of progress being made by the Japanese with their robotic teachers but I think that this is a much graver threat.
Paris and Princess or Prince and Parmesan or whatever the hell their names are up there need to be stopped.
LOOK at them. If I have learned ONE thing by squandering my life reading comic books and watching bad science fiction movies it is THIS :
Those two kids up there are being bred to take over the world and enslave the entire human race.
I can’t explain HOW I know . . . maybe it’s the oddly ominous uniforms, or the smooth calculated way the boy one articulates the written word . . . or maybe it’s the fact that they showed up with a battallion of Jacksons sworn by blood oath to serve them for eternity (or until the cash is all gone) or maybe . . . just maybe it’s because the girl one is not even twelve years old and she looks more like the Baroness than Sienna Miller EVER WILL . . but something is wrong in Neverland and we may have precious little time . . .
Rest assured I will not rest until I get to the bottom of this. Well – I’ll be honest; I’m probably gonna rest. Plus, I’ve been wanting to play that Mass Effect 2 game so I’ll spend a little time doing that as well.
Also I have to get my oil changed but after that – probably . . .