I figured in addition to the large List of Dumb
columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since there’s absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world. Help keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS LINK.
Also, please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and
MySpace updates. Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!
 
03/09 – Teaching parenting one primitive illustration at a time…


Photo by Andrea Rothe.

It looks like Oolong punched the upside-down baby. A quick rundown on the baby illustrations:

  1. Buckle that tiny asshole!
  2. When neckless, do not abandon a child when they are in they are about to molt.
  3. NO EXTRATERRESTRIAL PULL-UPS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!