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11/12 – And thusly Twiki’s BMX days were over.


Photo by Corran Lindsay.

This is what they call in the business a fucking news flash.

Any biker that needs to be warned BY SIGN that letting your tire get hatefucked by a divot in the Earth will result in Goose from Top Gun deserves to be Goose in Top Gun.