I’m trying to have faith.
A Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg Green Hornet script directed by Michel Gondry?
Yes.
Stephen Chow dropping out as Kato?
I’m still with you, and I believe you can find an honorable replacement.
Cameron Diaz as the love interest?
I feel like you’re testing me. But you know, it’s Gondry and Rogen. These guys aren’t fools.
Nic Cage as a gangster villain?
Oh come on now. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me with this. Gondry, if this is true, please surprise me. Please be the visionary I know you are and please have a wickedly askew role for Cage to play, not something where he’s just going to be bringing his latest scenery chewing hairpiece.