No, this is not an image I took from Jeffrey Jones’ computer, but rather a promo shot from New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. It’s a shot of the barely pubescent members of the Wolf Pack, the Native American werewolf clan that hates sparkly ass vampires.
The worst part of this picture is probably the fact that the muscle definition looks sprayed on. Oh hell, how can I actually specify ‘worst part’ of this? It’s all ludicrous.
Keep in mind, someone had to take this photo, someone had to manip this photo, someone at Summit had to OK this photo, the individual actors had to OK the photo, someone at USA Today had to put this in the paper… there’s a whole chain of people who had to collude to bring you this magnificent piece of semi-kiddie porn hilarity.