Why wait for DVD? If you live in North America (or maybe just the US) you can stream Howard the Duck in full on Hulu.com! This movie goes beyond the appeal of car crashes and botched surgery; it’s worse than a pirated John Travola masturbation videotape. How can any one movie be so blindingly, eye-shatteringly terrible and
yet exert a pull so inexorable that you cannot look away? Find out for
yourself, now, for free.
I know there are loads of readers who have never seen this astounding example of the last gasp of civilization, so what better way to begin your holidays than with a first exposure to animatronic duck heads, Lea Thompson’s feather fetish, Jeffrey Jones ejaculating lightning from his eyes and a pair of breasts that would be delicious glazed in orange sauce and roasted for a couple hours?
I’d just embed the entire film below for your pleasure, but the embed is just a few pixels too wide, and will break the page. See the full flowering of George Lucas’s producer skills at Hulu.