There’s a part of me that holds out hope that Stephen Sommers’ G.I. Joe movie can be good. Actually good and not bad in a totally splendid way. There’s also a part of me that craves Pizzeria Pretzel Combos despite the swath of destruction they cut through my innards, so take that as you will.
I stumbled across some one-sheets for the film today in my journeys (they were hiding behind Arby’s), and figured I’d share them with you since you are most definitely salivating to see the Rise of Cobra.
Filmz.ru had the debut. Kudos to them, because really… if you’re going to debut something go to the best.
Below: Channing Tatum as Duke, Ray Park as Snake-Eyes, Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, and Sienna Miller as The Baroness.
The absence of Major Bludd makes me want to picket this film like an abortion clinic.