New Trailer for New ‘Poltergeist’ Is New, I Think

You know what I fucking love in movies? When bad shit goes down and the characters have some amazing reason not to call the police.

“We can’t call the cops! What will the cops think?”

“We can’t call the cops! We ARE the cops!”

“We can’t call the cops! There’s meth here!”

“We can’t call the cops! Our kid’s been stolen by ghosts!”

I mean, that last one is a pretty good reason not to call the cops, I guess, because they’re gonna think you’re a real nutbar and shit. That’s why you call Jared Harris.

Jared Harris arrives to find Sam Rockwell and Rosemarie DeWitt’s ghost-stolen daughter on May 22nd.