I couldn’t make this shit up, people. Adam Sandler stars as the owner of a shoe repair shop whose magic machine allows him to take the meaning of “walk in someone else’s shoes” to a ridiculous level. Wanna be Method Man, Dan Stevens, or Dustin Hoffman? Wanna make a cheap joke at the expense of transvestites and/or transgendered people? Wanna get weird with your old mom? It’s all just a pair of shoes away.

Y’know, normally I’m not terribly harsh on early trailers, and even when I do react very negatively to a trailer, I tend to temper my written reactions. Trailers often don’t accurately represent what their movies are really like, which can be good or bad. But this… wow. I haven’t wanted to actively avoid a film like this since White Chicks.