No wonder that dude’s so pissed all the time. Well that, and Michael cut off his finger for no particularly good reason in the first movie. And his suit is sort of ill-fitting.

The lack of a resolution to the cliffhanger at the end of Phantasm 4 haunts my dreams to this day. Well not really, and honestly, I’m much more excited at the thought of a remake than Phantasm 5, but I’m pretty sure that cliffhanger could be resolved by a few phans, a digital camera, and some benwah balls attached to fishing line. Maybe there could even be a Pet Semetary crossover…