Edward Woodward wishes he was Denzel Washington. Actually Edward Woodward wishes he was anyone alive. Shit, he’d settle for a dead Denzel because Denzel trumps most things. That said, while Antoine Fuqua and Denzel Washington made a classic in Training Day this is hardly the kind of remakebootlaunch that’s a sure thing. The best thing about the original show is the running joke featuring Rob Reiner in The Wolf of Wall Street.

The Equalizer is the show I speak of.

It’s about a man who equalizes. With PAIN. The trailer is sorta bland but my optimism is fighting to the surface because these guys deserve it.