It’s that time again, folks: The Steam Summer Sale 2014 is set to commence in just a few short hours. Many of us veterans will shrug jadedly, fail to think of a single thing we want and still somehow manage an unsettlingly long list of purchases, while newcomers may well feel like Theoden facing down a rampaging Orc horde. Thankfully Aragorn is on hand to dispense some useful survival tips:

(Props to YouTuber Kryos for their sterling work)