I’ve never told a girl I was a brain surgeon when I was hitting on her, though I asume it would be pretty impressive. When I went out with my friend Bill, he would tell all the girls that I was his stockbrocker. Which was truly genius as it makes him look good because he needed a stockbroker, and as for me, what girl wouldn’t want to take a stockbroker home? Genius. Though not as exciting as the race-car driver and Olympic athlete my brother told some girls he was. Of course that backfired (Hah!) on him pretty cataclysmically at least once…