What kid could resist “REAL POOPING ACTION”? I mean, that would be the shit (See what I did there? It was pretty subtle.)!

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen dolls with REAL POOPING ACTION, actually. I may even have bought one for some girl in college, but it’s a bit hazy (surprisingly enough). I do clearly recall that none of my G.I. Joes or Transformers had that feature, though I would have dearly loved to have Duke take a dookie on Destro’s shiny-ass head. Speaking of which, I bet some people would totally go for a Tubgirl Real Doll with such an action. Sick bastards.

Don’t forget to check out the old Rated AARCHIVE!  Transferring them over here is coming along slowly but surely. Like The Blob.