From a press release that I read in my mind’s eye:

The Turtles are back and they’re more cowabunga than ever! Léon, Dondelillo, Michael and Ralpheo. So grab a slice of your favorite PIZZA (or two!) and watch as The Turtles battle the totally tubular (NOT!) Shrader. It’s going to be one skateboard of a cool time! Platinum Dunes proudly presents, a Jonathan Liebsman film.

Here are the pictures of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, for your pleasure. They come courtesy of a scoop from