Such dedication, such skill! I can only imagine carving a flawless ice sculpture is much more difficult than lopping off an arm or two, but as I’ve done neither, it’s hard to say. I imagine anyone who spends that much time around a chainsaw is looking for other outlets for their creative energy. Well, other than creatively carving people up. At least I hope so anyway. And really, who doesn’t love a beautiful ice sculpture? He could even make one resembling a shapely woman’s leg and do Jaeger shots off of it! What wedding wouldn’t benefit from such a fine piece?

Oh yeah, and until the buttons work, don’t forget to check out all the old strips on the Rated AARCHIVE! on Creature Corner!