channingThat is a really lame pun. Especially considering how few folks on here enjoy a healthy dose of Rizzo.

Jupiter Ascending is the next film from the Wachowski Br-SIBLINGS and it features the delightful Channing Tatum as a tough ass bounty hunter with wolf DNA. Yep, wolf DNA. Check out his adorable ears!

This image is from Vulture and it is what I believe is the first full look at Channing’s appearance in the flick. Here’s the plot:

Jupiter Jones is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine, an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe’s next leader.

Ok. The Wachowski’s can make magic with a lot of things so that Fifth Element-y synopsis doesn’t scare me. Here’s hoping they use Channing’s charisma well.