This is not the type of one-sheet that inspires a great deal of confidence. But it’s a fucking one-sheet. Why get worked up?

I’m going to be extra nice to Peter Segal’s big screen transfer of Get Smart until it is released. Why? Read this ComicCon ’07 interview, and all will make sense. Actually, it won’t, and that’s fine, too. Most people just don’t have it in them to understand the sophisticated comedic value of a cat reacting to the size of Allen Covert’s penis.

I was going to say that hair gags generally don’t make me laugh, but I have no idea if that’s remotely true.

But this one-sheet did get me thinking of humiliating promotional pictures, the best of which is still the January 1989 cover of Premiere seen below (which allegedly ran without Danny DeVito’s approval).