http://chud.com/nextraimages/mercer.jpgSure, this is a movie web site, but the state of the world today demands that we look beyond our own small individual interests and come together as one to find the way back to peace and prosperity. We are living in dangerous and important times, and that means we need strong, reliable leadership at the helm of this nation – someone who can guide us through the waters of islamofascism, a coming economic depression, and the illegal immigration crisis.

Such a man is Lee L Mercer Jr. I won’t bore you with his history, which includes having an intelligence hotwire installed in him by the State of Texas, but I will bring you the highlights of his 70 reasons for running for office:

1. The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.

3. To prove that you need to pay the American Citizens before I die. The United States of America has been Audited by Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) / United States Army Military Intelligence Academy San Antonio, TX, Washington, DC, Houston, TX by copying every record in U.S. Library of Congress. The U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, TX Washington, D.C. Houston, Texas my home address found money to balance the United States of America’s budget and have lots of money let over. The United States Congress awarded the excess money to the American Citizens for income of $350,000.00 a year to each citizen for almost 100 years through EyeSpy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence. This will make each citizen In America rich in Business and Commerce National and International.

11. To prove the United States of America has two Presidents and I am one of them Jurisdiction in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Government # 1 in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

22. To prove every person in the United States of America knows me and everybody in the International World knows me too in Business and Commerce intelligence National and International.

23. To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

25. To Prove I will be the 2nd Negro President of the United States of America in 2008 in my Business Commerce Intelligence National and International.

34. To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

44. To prove that if I spend The United States of America’s Government’s money I will prove I have Already done everything in the World America needs done to be a True Democracy for its Peace and its Humanity. There will be no breach of peace and no breach of humanity and I can prove this if I have some of America’s money to spend. I can prove this before I become President of the United States or after I become President of the United States with the United States Government’s money. The Money I spend will be for a lawyer to represent Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) and me as The United States Government # 1. The Government developed to be The United States Government’s Government Consultant, Government Financial Planner and Government Community Developer through Military Intelligence Only.

45. To Prove the definition Kill in the Random House Dictionary of the English Language College Edition Larence Urdang Editor in Chief Stuart Berg Flexner Managing Editor in All Displines across the board through Military Intelligence.

49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.

And perhaps most importantly:

56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

Visit Lee L Mercer Jr’s campaign page here. Finally, a candidate we can stand behind. Mostly because we’re afraid of having him stand behind us.