I did not get a chance to use the titular argument during my latest appearance on Attack of the Show, where I debated the merits of banning smoking from movies aimed at younger people. I did, however, get to deny recent claims that I am an international spy.
This was my third appearance on G4’s daily live program, and I hope there are many more to come; I have a really good time sitting in a chair in front of that greenscreen (I’m totally not really on some roof! I’m in a studio!) and trying to come up with dumbass remarks that won’t get the network fined by the FCC.
You can see my latest appearance in the clip below. I don’t think it’s my best work, as I was holding back a bit – this was a nervous young man and I am very aware that I come across as aggressive, fat and hairy. You want to get good shots in there, be funny and win the debate, but you also don’t want to seem like a big bully. Thanks to everyone at G4 for their continued commitment to the Uglification of Television, and I hope you find this segment entertaining, amusing and possibly arousing.