Is it exciting to
talk about a new Anne Hathaway movie? Um, no. Is it exciting to find any excuse
to post pictures of her cleavage to ogle? Survey says yes. But I suppose we do
have to slip in actual news just to keep up appearances. Think of this article
as a Flintstones Vitamin: It’s worth the dull stuff to enjoy the fruity flavor
of her décolletage. On that, we can all agree.
Oh, yeah…the film.
She’s starring in the new Jonathan Demme film Dancing With Shiva. I
wish I could tell you more, but the only info is that it’s an ensemble “comedy”
written by Sidney Lumet’s daughter. The powerhouse ensemble? Bill Irwin (Who
can forget the Bobby McFerrin “Don’t Worry, be Happy” video? You can? Shit.),
Debra Winger (!), and Anna Deveare Smith, who’s only notable for being a female
version Robert Z’Dar.
I can only
speculate, but this looks like one of them thar steeeee-rike projects that’s
going to get up and running real quick like. In the middle of next month, in
fact. Hey, enjoy the paychecks and we’ll all pretend like this never happened
when we see this on the shelf at Blockbuster around….oh, late September or so.