Kevin Bacon Game, CHUD STYLE.

[Nick Nunziata]

Alright Sewer Chewers. We play the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon game a little different than most. The longer the better, and you have to take the link through these 3 links:

MEN AT WORK (The Emilio Estevez film)

REAL GENIUS (Val Kilmer film)

TIME BANDITS (midget epic)

Wanna play? Link Gene Simmons to Ralph Fiennes!

[DJEvil]

Ok.

Gene Simmons was in Runaway with Tom Sellek who was in In and Out with Kevin Kline who was in Fierce Creatures (MUCH better than "Wanda;" funny as hell) with John Cleese who was in TIME BANDITS with David Warner who was in In the Mouth of Madness with Sam Neill who was in Jurassic Park with Jeff Goldblum who was in The Fly with Geena Davis who was in The Long Kiss Goodnight with Samuel L. Jackson who was in Pulp Fiction with Uma Thurman who was in Mad Dog and Glory with Bill Murray who was in Ghostbusters with William Atherton who was in REAL GENIUS with Val Kilmer who was in Tombstone with Bill Paxton (my favorite actor) who was in Navy Seals with Charlie Sheen who was in MEN AT WORK with Emilio Estevez who was in Freejack with Rene Russo who was in Lethal Weapon 4 with Mel Gibson who was in Conspiracy Theory with Patrick Stewart who was in Star Trek: First Contact with Alfre Woodard who was in Primal Fear with Richard Gere who was in The Jackal with Bruce Willis who was in The Siege with Denzel Washington who was in Crimson Tide with Gene Hackman who was in Unfotgiven with
Clint Eastwood who was in The Dead Pool with Liam Neeson who was in Schindler's List with Ralph Fiennes. Neener.

Now, I sit here wondering why I wasted 30 minutes of my life on a game.

GIMME ANOTHER ONE!

bloody hell...i don't think i could've done that

[Nick Nunziata]

DJ, now you make one. BYW, mobody uses IMDB or I send real CHUD's after you.

[Nick Nunziata]

DJ, now you make one. BTW, mobody uses IMDB or I send real CHUD's after you.

[Blofeld]

Way to go, DJ! I never saw "Unfotgiven" ... any good? Available on DVD?

[Nick Nunziata]

Didn't see it? Unfotgiven's the one where the gunmen comes out of retirement to desecrate the graves of folks who actually had a "baby on board" sign in their car.

[DJEvil]

Unforgiven is my favorite western. It's fantastic. However, if drama's not your thing, try Silverado. It's also tres` excellent and somewhat upbeat.

What'd ya mean IMDB?

Here's mine. Link Rowdy Roddy Piper to Warwick Davis. I dare you.

[Blofeld]

Uh ... okay. My link of Rowdy Roddy Piper to Warwick Davis:

He beats the hell out of him!

It's only a fantasy link...

[Nick Nunziata]

roddy piper-they live-keith david-MEN AT WORK-charlie sheen-ferris bueller-matthew borderick-family business-sean connery-TIME BANDITS-john cleese-the world is not enough-denise richards-wild things-kevin bacon-apollo 13-gabe jarrett-REAL GENIUS-val kilmer-Willow-WARWICK DAVIS

[Nick Nunziata]

someone can now link master thespian GARY BUSEY to second rate "B" actor LAURENCE OLIVIER using our established guidelines (scroll up to read).

[DJEvil]

Gary Busey was in Point Break with Patrick Swaze who was in Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey who was in Ferris Buller's Day Off with Charlie Sheen who was in MEN AT WORK with Emilio Estevez who was in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 with Samuel L. Jackson who was in The Phantom Menace with Liam Neeson who was in The Haunting with Catherine Zeta-Jones who was in Entrapment with Sean Connery who was in TIME BANDITS with John Cleese who was in The World Is Not Enough with Pierce Brosnan who was in Dante's Peak with Linda Hamilton who was in Silent Fall with Richard Dreyfuss who was in What About Bob? with Bill Murray who was in The Man Who Knew Too Little (one of my favorites) with Joanne Whalley who was in Willow with Val Kilmer who was in REAL GENIUS with William Atherton who was in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray who was in Mad Dog and Glory with Robert DeNiro who was in Casino with Joe Pesci who was in Home Alone with Daniel Stern who was in City Slickers with Helen Slater who was in Supergirl with Lawrence Olivier.

Did I break a rule somewhere?

[Carl Cunningham]

Uh, someone used GABE JARRETT. You owe me royalties.



`Carl

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"I am not afraid."

[Blofeld]

Can someone link Denise Richards to me?

[Nick Nunziata]

Got any duct tape?

[DJEvil]

Here's one. Jada Pinkett to Heather Graham.

[Nick Nunziata]

jada pinkett-tales from the crypt:demon knight-william sadler-the shawshank redemption-tim robbins-tapeheads-john cusack-grosse pointe blank-joan cusack-sixteen candles-molly ringwald-breakfast club-emilio estevez-MEN AT WORK-charlie sheen-the rookie-clint eastwood-absolute power-scott glenn-silverado-john cleese-TIME BANDITS-david warner-in the mouth of the madness-sam neill-the hunt for red october-sean connery-family business-dustin hoffman-rainman-tom cruise-top gun-val kilmer-REAL GENIUS-william atherton-ghostbusters-bill murray-rushmore-luke wilson-dog park-janeane garafalo-mystery men-william h. macy-boogie nights-HEATHER GRAHAM

[This message has been edited by Nick Nunziata (edited 12-31-1999).]

[DJEvil]

Who would've imagined that William Atherton would have ever played an essential part in anything?

[Coyote]

Joan Greenwood to Shane Black.
Neener.


(Actually, if you know your film history, this is probably easier than it looks)

[General Logan]

This is no joke or lie.

General Logan (an alias obviously) was shot as an extra in Weird Al's "UHF".

"General Logan" was in UHF with Michael Richards (Kramer)
who was in "So I Married an Axe Murderer" with Mike Myers
who was in "Wayne's World 2" with Drew Barrymore
who was in "Poison Ivy" with Tom Skerrit
who was in "Top Gun" with Tom Cruise
who was in "A Few Good Men" with Kevin Bacon

6 steps and no lies.
applause accepted


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[grendel]

I had no idea that such staggering genius existed in the world. Sturgeon was right, we are becoming...(dramatic music builds)...MORE THAN HUMAN!!!

[Coyote]

No Joan Greenwood takers?

[General Logan]

Booyah.

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[DJEvil]

Would if I could, but I can't so I shan't. I don't know her.

[DJEvil]

John Candy to Catherine O'Hara. I know it seems easy, but you have to go through the links. Neener.

[Coyote]

She played Sybella in Kind Hearts & Coronets. It's an old B&W, but a particular actor know to play a rather famous Star Wars character played something like 7 roles in that film, so it shouldn't be TOO hard

[LowShot]

John Candy-Canadian Bacon-Dan Aykroyd-My Girl-Macaluay Culkin-Home Alone-Catherine O'Hara

even easier

John Candy-Planes, Trains & Automobiles-Steve Martin-A Simple Twist of Fate-Catherine O'Hara

I had a little help on the second one.

Booyah, neener, cha-ching.

[Nick Nunziata]

Lowshot, read the rules in the first post. He took that into account. You forgot MEN AT WORK and other requirements.

[DJEvil]

EVEN EASIER. John Candy and Catherine O'Hara were in Home Alone. Like I said, though, ya gotta jump through dem hoops.

[LowShot]

D'oh..
Sorry everyone. I've got a big invisible DUNCE hat on my head.

[General Logan]

Sorry to break it to ya buddy.
It's not invisible.
It was just kinda our "joke" until you figured it out.

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[LowShot]

No wonder all the girls at the theater have been laughing uncontrollably whenever I walk up to buy my tickets.

[DJEvil]

Guess who put it there?

Sorry, bout the super glue. I figured you could shave your head to get it off.

(hey guys, I tatoo'ed the word "dork" on his scalp while he was asleep; don't tell him!)

[LowShot]

that will go right along with the "PANSY" tattoo Carl gave me last week.

[General Logan]

Had NO idea that the general Logan guy was connected. Is it too late to date him?

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[Jason Pollock]

Try this on...

[Nick Nunziata]

Thanks HAM, this is how it should be done.

[Jherek]

Angela Lansbury to Bill Cosby

have fun...(hehe)

[chenzzo]

hey guys you fot somethign on your hands there.

What is that?

Oh yeah, entirely too much time.

[Nick Nunziata]

Angela Lansbury-the company of wolves-david warner-TIME BANDITS-Sean Connery-family business-matthewbroderick-ferris bueller's day off-charlie sheen-MEN AT WORK-kieth david-armageddon-bruce willis-die hard-william atherton-REAL GENIUS-val kilmer-heat-robert deniro-cape fear-joe don baker-leonard, part 6-BILL COSBY

Someone do Chuck Norris to Pete Postlethwaite

[willko]

holy jesus. every once in a while i forget who the true masters of cinematic trivia are. and then threads like this remind me. guh.

/willko.

[Nick Nunziata]

And please, NO IMDB. It's no fun when cheating.

[Eddie5]

And its no cheating when fun.

[flint]

ouch...

Chuck Norris - Game of Death - John Saxon -
Nightmare on Elm Street - Johnny Depp -
Platoon - Charlie Sheen - MEN AT WORK -
Emilio Estevez - Loaded Weapon I -
Samuel Jackson - Die Hard 3 - Bruce Willis
- Die Hard - William Atherton -
REAL GENIUS - Val Kilmer - Prince of Egypt -
Ralph Fiennes - Avengers - Sean Connery -
TIME BANDITS - John Cleese - Frankenstein (Mary Shelly) -
Robert DeNiro - Jackie Brown - Bridget Fonda
- The Assassin - Gabriel Byrne -
usual suspects - Pete Postethwaite

I think you guys called 'The Assassin' something else but I can't go to IMDB to check damn you all to hell!

John Goodman to John Candy...

[This message has been edited by flint (edited 07-31-2000).]

yeah. it was called 'point of no return'.


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... um, yeah.

[flint]

Cheers mate!

salud!

Here we go:

JOHN GOODMAN - Raising Arizona - Nicholas Cage - Leaving Las Vegas - Elizabeth Shue - The Saint - Val Kilmer - REAL GENIUS - William Atherton - Die Hard - Bonnie Bedelia - Needful Things - Ed Harris - The Rock - Sean Connery - TIME BANDITS - John Cleese - Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - Aiden Quinn - Benny & Joon - Johnny Depp - Platoon - Charlie Sheen - MEN AT WORK - Emilio Estevez - Nat. Lampoon's Loaded Weapon I - Die Hard With a Vengance - Jeremy Irons - Reversal of Fortunes - Ron Silver - Blue Steel - Jaime Lee Curtis - My Girl - Macauley Culkin - Uncle Buck - JOHN CANDY.

Anyone want to try to connect slacker Hamlet Ethan Hawke with Classical Hamlet Kenneth Brannagh?

[Jherek]

ok

Ethan Hawke-Dead Poets Society-Robin Williams-Hamlet(different version)-Kenneth Brannagh.

sorry it was so short, but it was pretty simple

long way
Ethan Hawke-dead Poets-Robin Williams-Mrs. Doubtfire-Piers Brosnan-The World is not Enough-John Cleese-Time Bandits-Sean Connery-Hunt fo Red October-Scot Glen-Courage Under Fire-Lou Diamond Phillips-Young Guns-Emilio Estevez-Men at Work-Charlie Sheen-Major League-Tom Beringer-Shoot to kill-Sidney Poitier-Sneakers-Dan Akyroid-Ghostbuster-Walter Peck(don't know real name)-Real Genius-Val Kilmer-Heat-Al Pacino-Devil's Advocate-Keaneu Reeves-Matrix-Laurence Fishburn-Othello-Kenneth Brannagh
wew

Jay Leno to David Letterman

[Eli Cross]

This makes my head hurt.




[This message has been edited by Eli Cross (edited 08-01-2000).]