Your Questions for Nick Nunziata, 2009

[Nick Nunziata]

A few years back we had this series of threads that were funny and interesting. Because I'm making an effort to bring the new readers up to speed as well as have some fun. Ideally I'll run these on the site if enough folks participate. Ask me anything in the world, dumb, applicable, or otherwise. I'll answer them in a way that's at least useless and dumb, I promise.

If anyone can find those old links, toss them in here.

[Joel Page]

So, are you going to go see Fast and Furious in an hour?

[James Kimbell]

Will find those links. Give me a minute and I'll edit them into this post.

edit: The first three are the good ones.

Your Questions for Nick Nunziata

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[Tati]

The recent DIGG Vs. Server debacle made me wonder. How BIG Chud actually is if it can't handle some extra hits? On the food scale of the internet movie sites, were would you guys rank?

[Troy Nixey]

Nick, why are you sooo damned sexy?

[Anderson]

Are you going to bring back the fake obits?

[Raspberry Leper]

Is there anything wrong (morally, specifically) with returning something to the store and then buying it back as an open box item?

[SmellsLikeNostalgia]

Is it okay to only eat hummus?

[Troy Nixey]

Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper

Is there anything wrong (morally, specifically) with returning something to the store and then buying it back as an open box item?

Hahahahaha...that's awesome...I vote no.

[Anderson]

Star Chamber or Magnum Force?

[Phil]

Is there anything wrong (morally, specifically) with returning something to the store and then buying it back as an open box item?

Unless you're paying cash, that sounds like an easy one to get caught doing, and legally it's probably shaky.

Something I've often wondered - who is the Uncle Mitch mentioned in many forum descriptions?

[Nick Nunziata]

SO far so good

[nekkerbee]

1) Are we ever going to see any more Mary Worth?

2) Are we ever going to see debates between the CHUD luminaries? Sure, there's plenty of debates and arguments among us peasants, but the only interaction we see among you and your Merry Men are the very rare round table review and those are always collegial. I'd love to see Devin and Russ take opposite sides on a movie/industry/site issue and actually debate it.

[Erik Wacker]

Am I a bad person because I watched the Wolverine work print online, or did I watch the Wolverine work print because I'm a bad person?

Also, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Anderson]

Should we submit questions in list form, then draft the best?

[Tati]

Originally Posted by nekkerbee

2) Are we ever going to see debates between the CHUD luminaries? Sure, there's plenty of debates and arguments among us peasants, but the only interaction we see among you and your Merry Men are the very rare round table review and those are always collegial. I'd love to see Devin and Russ take opposite sides on a movie/industry/site issue and actually debate it.

A serious follow up on this one. And I hope it's taken the right way, you know i love you.

Do you and Devin but heads with the way the board and site are handled? We all know Devin's motto "Talk more about movies" and you seem to (no offense) do everything but talk about movies. You got your music, drawings, cigar shop meetings, baseball league, podcast, and so on. And i'm not saying i don't appreciate those things or enjoy them (specially the podcast). But it does seem like a weird pairing. I've always joked about how Devin the admin would ban Nick the user.

[Feral Akodon]

Originally Posted by nekkerbee

2) Are we ever going to see debates between the CHUD luminaries? Sure, there's plenty of debates and arguments among us peasants, but the only interaction we see among you and your Merry Men are the very rare round table review and those are always collegial. I'd love to see Devin and Russ take opposite sides on a movie/industry/site issue and actually debate it.

Seconded this and the obituaries request.

Could you bring the rep system for one month? Just for fun.

[Diva]

Yea! Love that this feature is back. More content from Nick is always good.

[Feral Akodon]

Originally Posted by Tati

A serious follow up on this one. And I hope it's taken the right way, you know i love you.

Do you and Devin but heads with the way the board and site are handled? We all know Devin's motto "Talk more about movies" and you seem to (no offense) do everything but talk about movies. You got your music, drawings, cigar shop meetings, baseball league, podcast, and so on. And i'm not saying i don't appreciate those things or enjoy them (specially the podcast). But it does seem like a weird pairing. I've always joked about how Devin the admin would ban Nick the user.

Devin provided tons of traffic through a thread about sandals so there's your counterargument.

[James Woods' Career]

What happened to The Prognosticator?

I used to call you Nick Nutsackia when I was like fifteen. Will you forgive me?

[iwasakabukiman]

Are you going to find Digg and beat them up? If you're not, I will.

[Nexus-7]

1) When you are clean-shaven, does your 5 o'clock shadow kick in mere seconds later, like Wolverine and Homer Simpson?

2) Why am I always tempted to buy DOOM from the 5 dollar DVD bin despite the fact I fucking loathed the movie?

[Trejo]

Do you ever resent the fact that, while Josh Brolin has become a highly-acclaimed movie star, his beard has been struggling to make ends meet and was abandoned to obsess over an Into the Blue sequel script where bearded skeletal-Brolin returns for revenge?

[ForsakenNoMore]

1) Why does Keanu get to be in movies? You his agent?

2) Is it true that you will lend your last name to Joel Silver to create a new ninja movie? Nunziata Knuck-Knuck: A Tale of Deadly Swagger

3) You being in Hot-lanta, are you going to ignite the new revolution with The Dirty Bird?

4) When will the infamous Dolph Lundgren interview be released?

5) Straight-talk: Why isn't Jackie Chan using the English (American) version of the Rosetta Stone like he suppose to?

6) Nick, what the fuck is up with Chuck Norris?

7) Can you Make Em Say Uhh? Ungggggghh, na-nah na-nah...

8) How good are you at poker?

9) RED-ALERT: Uwe Boll has challenged your manhood in a death-match of epic proportions. Will you accept and become the savior of mankind for the 100th time? *Godspeed.

10) If Marc Forester hops, claps and counts to one, two... will Nick Nunziata buckle his shoes?

[Fat Dragon]

I want to know the details of the healing, will there be a script or article entitled My Dinner with Don Murphy ?

[matalo]

Nick,
Would you rather be 2'8" or 8'2"? Explain your answer.

If you could take off one year of the end of your life for one million dollars each, how many years of your life would you take off?

[neaux]

Is Quizno's new Torpedo sub something you want to "put in ya?"

[Mattioli]

Two-Part Question:
(a) Why isn't there a Chipotle within 40 miles of my house?
(b) How could a merciful God allow this to happen?

[Judas Booth]

What's the best brand of single malt scotch to enjoy with a cigar?

[boots013]

Will you be my friend?

[Martin Savage]

Who would win a fight, and how?

Ray Liotta in Narc, or William Petersen in To Live and Die in LA?

[Chris Olson]

Do you hate me because I post a lot of links on Facebook?

[DARKMITE8]

Why isn't there a "Submit a Scoop" button at the top of boards (yeah I know there's one on the top of the articles) like there used to be back in the day?

MEG? Any news?

Will Alten ever write a follow-up to THE LOCH? Any plans for an adaptation?

[RCA]

What is the best movie about drugs, and what is the best movie to watch while on drugs?

[Robert K.]

What would you do if you were stranded on a tiny island with a scimitar, a bottle of acid, a raft and Larry the Cable Guy?

[Richard Dickson]

Originally Posted by Tati

The recent DIGG Vs. Server debacle made me wonder.

As a follow up to this, any news on what Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu are up to?

[boots013]

If you were producing the Bearded One: The Nick Nunziata Saga...

-who plays you [assuming you cannot play yourself, or course you may play WITH yourself I guess, but that's between you and the Lord]?

-what would your theme song be?

-who would play the love interest?

-would there be any car chases?

-what would it be rated?

[boots013]

A few more...

- Do hot girls really poop?
- Van Damme vs Seagal [both in current shape]. Who wins?
- What is the best video game of All-Time?
- What would Jesus do?

[Anderson]

What the fuck was Ron?

[Dan Baker]

If you and Devin trained monkeys to knife fight each other, which one would win?

[Jake]

Approximately how many death threats did you receive thanks to the "Fuck This Face" series?

[Nick Nunziata]

I have my work cut out for me. I'll do one every Friday if fuckers keep asking fun shit.

[Bryan ODonnell]

will you trade me felix hernandez for mark teixeira and a pitcher?

[ZombieFever]

Why isn't there any review quotes from CHUD on DVD covers?

[Admiral Shark]

Who would win in a fight: Willem Dafoe from Shadow of the Vampire or Brad Pitt from Interview with a Vampire?

[ForsakenNoMore]

1) What IS up dog?

2) Like 2pac, what does it sound like when the double NN rides on his enemies?

3) Where art thou Romeo?

4) Sly's Expendables: Are you the hidden Expendable? *You'd had better do us Chewers proud, Nick Nunziata as Double Glock John Woo Style.

[Nick Nunziata]

All of these are in the first installment!

[Trejo]

5 Monster Enter. One Monster leave.

Grizzly Park Bear. Meg. the Kraken. Your favorite Godzilla entity. the Manitou.

Who survives in Thunderdome?

[Overlord]

1.)Are you going to stop promoting the "Digg"ing of CHUD articles until the site can handle it?

2.)Whatever happened to that baseball movie you were involved in?

3.)You mentioned a site overhaul a while back. A few things seem to be working a lot more smoothly. Part of that overhaul?

[Tom Logan]

Dwarf Throwing. Olympics or Special Olympics?

When a dwarf breeds with a fully proportioned human being why doesn't the offspring come out higgledy-piggledy? e.g. large forehard, small arms but with full length legs?

Who was the first person to use LOL and where does the tosser live?

Scat porn. Why?

Burt Reynolds. Tache or tache-less?

What propels mature adults to play and then make love to their air instruments?

Is it just laziness that everyone in the world doesn't speak english?