CHUD.com's Favorite Transitions

[Nick Nunziata]

Enjoy!

Also, try to not name too many films outright.

[Nick Nunziata]

http://chud.com/articles/articles/17...ONE/Page1.html

[Patrick Ripoll]

There's one transition in particular that this list was probably based around.

Fantastic homeless wipe. I love the little shuffle. Good movie too.

[Renn Brown]

Holy shit it's a bum wipe! Shove that up your ass, Lucas.

[Schwartz]

Wipius Transientus. Magnificent.

[Judas Booth]

Nick: I love that you actually showed the wipe in the article. This should be another fun week.

[Nick Nunziata]

You will see animations of all of them!

[Renn Brown]

Fuck yes we will.

Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll

There's one transition in particular that this list was probably based around.

I must refuse to believe that anything besides a bum wipe could have incited this.

[Nick Nunziata]

I was inspired by three to do this list, and none of mine featured cave men and bones.

[Judas Booth]

Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata

I was inspired by three to do this list, and none of mine featured cave men and bones.

That was my guess for #1, actually.

[Patrick Ripoll]

Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata

I was inspired by three to do this list, and none of mine featured cave men and bones.

I was thinking landforms, actually.

[agracru]

And CHUD scores with what is guaranteed to be another glorious list.

[Martin Savage]

I will not name the movie, but there's better be the Monica Belluci one or there will be hell to pay!

[Tom Logan]

Its a nice little touch as the homeless man represents the hopelessness and despair in what Fishburnes character is going through and feeling.Right?

[Jan]

Originally Posted by Martin Savage

I will not name the movie, but there's better be the Monica Belluci one or there will be hell to pay!

And this animation should henceforth be on display on the top of every website known to men.

Surely we are in for another list of greatness Nick. Thanks already in advance.

And Coppola should have made this list with at least one scene as well.

[Renn Brown]

Originally Posted by Jan

And Coppola should have made this list with at least one scene as well.

Considering the Blu-ray I watched last night, I was thinking just exactly this.

[Feral Akodon]

Originally Posted by Martin Savage

I will not name the movie, but there's better be the Monica Belluci one or there will be hell to pay!

Seconded.

[reggie-wanker]

See, this is why I love CHUD. Not only do y'all run down your favorite transitions, you kick it off with one from one of the '90s most unappreciated gems.

Originally Posted by Feral Akodon

Seconded.

That one seems like a given to me. Not like we don't all know it's coming.

[C.Swicegood]

Originally Posted by Schwartz

Wipius Transientus. Magnificent.

This cracked me up too. I've never seen deep cover. Bumwipe aside, is it really worth checking out?

[matches]

Star wipe, and we're good.

[Patrick Ripoll]

Originally Posted by C.Swicegood

This cracked me up too. I've never seen deep cover. Bumwipe aside, is it really worth checking out?

Tis. It's a good undercover cop flick with Jeff Goldblum.

[Matt Turner]

I'm glad you're doing this list. I've wanted to see this wipe since you discussed it on one of the podcasts recently. Awesome stuff.

[mcnooj82]

I hope that all of the picks stay on this level of hilarity and not go for the oft-picked boring ones (that EW would pick).

[Fat Elvis]

These lists really add much needed flavor. Keep 'em coming!

[Chris Miller]

Though it's TV/Lame/Newer than most of these movies might be, I still think of weird wipes as "Home-Improvement Syndrome".

[mcnooj82]

"Urrrggghhh-eeeengh!?"

[Fatboy Roberts]

Deep Cover is one of my favorite crime flicks. Goldblum is batshit in it. Now that I think about it, he approaches classic Walken levels of goofy menace in the movie. Plus it's got eminently quotable lines for days.

"GET IN THE FUCKING VAAAAN."

[Lima Oscar Lima]

Originally Posted by Feral Akodon

Seconded.

Thirded or fourthded... I lost count.

[Nexus-7]

Since I've started to read this site('03), the quality of writing has improved, but there seemed to be a slight loss of "fun"(for lack of a better term) in the process. You're bringing it back around again. You guys have been on fire last month with the fun lists and such. Great job all around.

[RathBandu]

Deep Cover is really about three things: atmosphere, dialog, and Jeff Goldblum.

[reggie-wanker]

Originally Posted by RathBandu

Deep Cover is really about three things: atmosphere, dialog, and Jeff Goldblum.

Four things. Though I suppose that the soundtrack counts as atmosphere.

[RathBandu]

I forgot about that song. Yeah, that too.

[Banandar]

Originally Posted by C.Swicegood

This cracked me up too. I've never seen deep cover. Bumwipe aside, is it really worth checking out?

It has its silly moments, like below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n-Fw5MdQ7s

But overall it's a solid undercover cop film.

[Michael Shaver]

I want to thank Moltisanti for lighting a fire under my ass and making me finally check this one out. Don't forget about Spike Lee regular Roger G. Smith, who does his share of crazy shit in this as well.

[Nick Nunziata]

http://chud.com/articles/articles/17...TWO/Page1.html

[Zhukov]

Thank you sir.

Does the out-of-left field 3D map of the military base count as a wipe? Cause that's one of most awesome things I've ever seen in a movie. It reminded me of Metroid.

[Pop Zeus]

You actually went there. Kudos.

[mediumdave]

I may have gotten an erection when I saw this scene in theaters. My favorite part of the movie not involving a large green man beating the shit out of object and people.

[Nicholas]

Yes! I was hoping this would make the list. One of the many brilliant moments in Hulk.

[Kyle Reese]

This is one of the best CHUD features in a while. The homeless wipe is a work of audacious genius.

[The Rain Dog]

On Deep Cover - not only have I always loved this film as its one of my favourite Goldblum performances in a stellar career of awesome ham, I always always remembered that bum-wipe, it sticks out in the film like dogs balls but my 15 year old self loved it. Great film, in fact I haven't watched it in at least ten years. May have to track it down.

Originally Posted by reggie-wanker

Four things. Though I suppose that the soundtrack counts as atmosphere.

...shit Reggie I LOVE you, I'd forgotten that hiphop awesomeness.

[James Kimbell]

Lucas in Hulk and Brolin in Into the Blue: nobody explodes like a Josh.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Nexus-7

Since I've started to read this site('03), the quality of writing has improved, but there seemed to be a slight loss of "fun"(for lack of a better term) in the process. You're bringing it back around again. You guys have been on fire last month with the fun lists and such. Great job all around.

This. Its amazing how CHUD has transitioned to a legitimate film site (set visits, TV appearances, getting shout out by celebs), but this list and the Twelve Days of CHUDmas list are absolutely delicious.

[Martin Savage]

This feature is fucking amazing. Nice work Nick.

[Dross]

Originally Posted by Nexus-7

Since I've started to read this site('03), the quality of writing has improved, but there seemed to be a slight loss of "fun"(for lack of a better term) in the process. You're bringing it back around again. You guys have been on fire last month with the fun lists and such. Great job all around.

Yep. It's starting to feel like the CHUD I fell in love with again.

[Ricardo Brady]

Originally Posted by C.Swicegood

This cracked me up too. I've never seen deep cover. Bumwipe aside, is it really worth checking out?

Absolutely. It's like a noirish, vastly superior version of Training Day.

[mcnooj82]

This list is 2 for 2. My friends and I CRACKED UP when we saw Engorge Lucas in theaters. The few other people in the theater seemed to be pretty annoyed with us.

[RathBandu]

That scene with Lucas is one of the many reasons I will defend Hulk until the day I die.

[Rob]

I fucking loved Hulk and that scene is one of many awesome transitions in that movie.

[devincf]

http://chud.com/articles/articles/17...REE/Page1.html