The Official Funny, Violent, or Bizarre News Story Thread

[alobek]

British company sells $60,000 dowsing rods to Iraq as ‘explosives detectors’

It should be mentioned that the fake circuitry in this device consists of old remote-control circuit boards – bought for about $1.50 from surplus stores who sell them to hobbyists who salvage the resistors and capacitors. Only a wire or two is connected, and then only to the battery and the “indicator light” on the instrument, and a simple meter that wags to and fro.

[Jackson]

Originally Posted by Jake

Bare Bears

Don't feed the Yao Guai

[Ryan Bean]

I've never heard of bespectacled bears but they sure are cute (with fur)

[LisaNY]

Originally Posted by Angry Badger

Naked bears are terrifying. Who knew?

My god, that looks like the vampire wolf that fucked Sadie Frost in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

[Phil]

Yes it does. It looks like it's going to stand up and dictate the terms of earth's surrender.

[Jackson]

Those bears also remind me of the hairless coyotes that people think are chupacabra.

[Brendan]

Attack of the killer dolphins!!

http://www.ktvu.com/news/21543657/detail.html

[Anakin's Dad]

Sammy Sosa is starting to look like Michael Jackson:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb,201086

[Jake]

Don't drink and subway!

[Diva]

Chimp forces frog to give him oral pleasure!!!

[Phil]

Jesus!

[Diva]

This is seriously unsettling.

[LisaNY]

I saw that one before. I can honestly hope that the poor frog died a quick death.

[Ratty]

Christ, all that's missing is a pinball machine. Poor froggie.

[Hammerhead]

I'm no gung-ho type, and I've never served in the Armed Forces, but this guy really pisses me off.

[Jake]

Originally Posted by Hammerhead

I'm no gung-ho type, and I've never served in the Armed Forces, but this guy really pisses me off.

ahahahaha what a douchebag

Also, that frog video must be Kermit's Irreversible.

[Phil]

Originally Posted by Hammerhead

I'm no gung-ho type, and I've never served in the Armed Forces, but this guy really pisses me off.

He pulled a Romy and Michelle but way douchier!

[Jackson]

What the hell is Katt Williams doing?

http://www.nbcwashington.com/enterta...-69848852.html

[horrid]

I wish my penis would set off a wacky chain of events.

[Princess Kate]

Originally Posted by Diva

Chimp forces frog to give him oral pleasure!!!

Oh god, that's horrible. Who on earth would stand around continuing to film, and not even attempt to intervene?

[BTSMGL]

Originally Posted by Princess Kate

Oh god, that's horrible. Who on earth would stand around continuing to film, and not even attempt to intervene?

hahahahahaha

[Princess Kate]

Originally Posted by BTSMGL

hahahahahaha

That video is very disturbing.

[nekkerbee]

It would have been hilarious if some do-gooder tried to rescue the frog and wound up as the chimp's fucktoy instead.

[Zweit]

Originally Posted by Princess Kate

That video is very disturbing.

What right do you have to tell that chimp what he can or can't hump? You can't oppress true love, man.

[Princess Kate]

Originally Posted by Zweit

What right do you have to tell that chimp what he can or can't hump? You can't oppress true love, man.

You know very well there is no way that frog could have possibly consented to such an act. Indeed, what's I find most heart breaking is that the assault most likely proved fatal for the amphibian. Pretty much the exact opposit of 'true love'

[Dave Jarvie]

Originally Posted by Princess Kate

You know very well there is no way that frog could have possibly consented to such an act. Indeed, what's I find most heart breaking is that the assault most likely proved fatal for the amphibian. Pretty much the exact opposit of 'true love'

y'know, before you said anything, that video was mildly amusing. Now its fucking hilarious.

Way to add to the suffering of the poor frog by making me laugh at it. Heartless jerk

[Barkatthemoon]

That frog's been making it's way around the web for a while now.

It's a total slut.

[nekkerbee]

I heard my albino daughter being hacked to death for her legs.

In recent years a wave of albino killings has swept Tanzania, fuelled by witch doctors who make potions from the body parts of people with the condition.

...

In less than a year, 50 albinos across Tanzania have been murdered for their body parts, shattering the country's image as one of the most liberal and stable in Africa.

[Frankypanky]

Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon

That frog's been making it's way around the web for a while now.

It's a total slut.

That chimp is a serial rapist.

[Dan Benenson]

Frogs... nature's fleshlights?

Also, monkeys: nature's rapists? Actually I think nature in general is nature's rapist. It's a harsh world.

[Princess Kate]

FYI, I saw a museum show of frogs recently, and I put up a gallery with the photos in case anyone wants to check it out. You'll see that they're quite remarkable creatures, which makes the thoughtless assault in that video all the more disturbing and pointless

PS This has not been a good PR year for chimps(anyone see that Oprah intereview with the woman who was mauled?) , at a certain point the public is going to get fed up with this kind of behavior

[Black_Dahlia]

Originally Posted by Princess Kate

You know very well there is no way that frog could have possibly consented to such an act.

As a matter of fact the frog pleads with the chimp to masturbate instead. If you filter out the whining kid you can hear the amphibian crying out, "rub it! rub it!"

[Dan Benenson]

Originally Posted by Princess Kate

This has not been a good PR year for chimps(anyone see that Oprah intereview with the woman who was mauled?), at a certain point the public is going to get fed up with this kind of behavior

And when they do, the chimpanzeecaust will begin. They're the perfect scapegoats (scapechimps?) for a recession-ravaged American populace looking for somewhere to place their rage.

[FrankCobretti]

Grizzly Adams at 11.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Frankypanky

That chimp is a serial rapist.

What the what?!

Originally Posted by Dan Benenson

And when they do, the chimpanzeecaust will begin. They're the perfect scapegoats (scapechimps?) for a recession-ravaged American populace looking for somewhere to place their rage.

I have to disagree. Bears are the #1 threat to America.

[nekkerbee]

Peruvian gang killed victims to extract their fat

They should have come to the U.S., plenty of fat fucks to choose from here.

Peruvian police have arrested a gang which allegedly killed scores of peasants, drained their bodies of fat and sold the liquid abroad as an anti-wrinkle cosmetic.

Three suspects have confessed to killing five people for their fat, said Colonel Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's anti-kidnapping police, but the number of victims was believed to be much higher and to date back decades.

Two of the suspects were arrested at a bus station in the capital, Lima, carrying bottles of liquid fat which they claimed were worth up to £36,000 a gallon.

At a news conference police displayed two bottles of fat, which laboratory tests confirmed were human.

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Their testimony led to the arrest of another alleged member, Elmer Segundo Castillejos, 29, who led police to the severed head and supplied grisly details: the gang would sever victims' heads, arms and legs, remove organs and suspend torsos from hooks above candles which warmed the flesh as the fat dripped into tubs below. Castillejos claimed other gangs were engaged in similar killings.

[Ryan Bean]

Dismembered bodies hanging over candles dripping fat?
Y'know what, Peruvian gangs... how about drugs? Just some good old fashion narcotics trafficking.

[Richard Dickson]

Originally Posted by FrankCobretti

Grizzly Adams at 11.

Doug Petersen, a conservation officer with the Idaho Department of Fish and Game, says the boy and his family probably won't be in any trouble, because the agency had received multiple complaints about a black bear in the area. The bear had been hanging around a transfer station and getting into garbage cans and bird feeders.

Well, fucker had to die, didn't it?

[ryoken]

Originally Posted by Ryan Bean

Dismembered bodies hanging over candles dripping fat?
Y'know what, Peruvian gangs... how about drugs? Just some good old fashion narcotics trafficking.

Dont worry, an elite unit has been deployed to take care of this...