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Old 11-10-2009, 03:31 PM
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For $240.00, I'm pretty sure you could get the actual Tom Baker to stand in your room and leer at you.
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:10 PM
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For $240.00, I'm pretty sure you could get the actual Tom Baker to stand in your room and leer at you.
even better, the website says: "WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a small ball. Not for children under 3 years."
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:33 AM
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:45 PM
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Oh, awesome. I was wondering what I could look at that could possibly give me nightmares for a week.

(Just kidding - that's actualy pretty cool.)
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:35 AM
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Fucking hell. I'm off to bleach by brain clean after seeing that
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“We’re thrilled to launch the new DS game and incredibly excited that Wii gamers will get to experience the joy of raising a baby for the first time” said Richard Iggo, VP of Marketing for SouthPeak. "We expect both versions of My Baby First Steps to be massive hits with the loyal audience of virtual mommies who’ve been very vocal in demonstrating their excitement for the new game.”
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:56 PM
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Old 11-12-2009, 04:10 PM
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Old 11-12-2009, 04:32 PM
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Are those real asses? What is...? Help, my brain.
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What are they doing? Smelling the asses?
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:00 PM
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From Escape from Galaxy 3



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Old 11-12-2009, 07:13 PM
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What are they doing? Smelling the asses?
Damn it, Diva, you're leaving us all hanging. What the hell is going on in that picture?
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:15 PM
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Whatever you'd like, apparently.
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:28 PM
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Holy Hell, I never thought I'd see STARCRASH ripped off, but there you have it. Needs more Caroline Munro.


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Old 11-12-2009, 11:53 PM
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Damn it, Diva, you're leaving us all hanging. What the hell is going on in that picture?
Well they sell the silicon recreation of porn star sniz, I'm assuming what we witnessed there are super pervy, lonely Japanese guys examining every inch of a recreation of a model's ass.

I guess the Japanese are more comfortable with their perversion than in the America's since I've never seen the phony twats on display for people to see anywhere.
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:18 AM
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The people that would buy this crap for their kids are probably the same parents that would end up on Maury because for some reason their 13 or 14 year old has been banging anyone she can to have a baby cause it's a fun "accessory".

a dog or a cat game is one thing, but these baby toys creep me RIGHT the shit out.
Who ever thought it was a good idea to give a little girl a baby doll for them to pretend they already have a child? I'm guessing a sexist man?
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:26 AM
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It's actually an extra on the French release of Star Crash. It's not worth sitting through the whole thing, but parts are good.
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:28 AM
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I guess the Japanese are more comfortable with their perversion than in the America's since I've never seen the phony twats on display for people to see anywhere.
Try visiting Los Angeles sometime.
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:41 AM
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If my first thought was that I'd just blast him in the face with my laser gun cause his costume disagrees with my brain, would it still be a hate crime?
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This last page made me want to run out in the street with a bat and start cracking random sculls.
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This last page made me want to run out in the street with a bat and start cracking random sculls.
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You know you have too much free time and too little sanity when you spend 30 hours and aboy 650 layers of paint when customizing a car in videogame (forza 3) to look like this:



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Wow. Impressive, ryo.

Sick and tired of not being able to find Far Side comics online? Well, here's the next best thing:

Far Side Recreations

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I'm sure this has been seen by most (hey, it was new to me) but the comments and the user pictures had me laughing pretty hard today.

http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-...cmu_pg__header
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I'm sure this has been seen by most (hey, it was new to me) but the comments and the user pictures had me laughing pretty hard today.

http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-...cmu_pg__header
I hadn't seen it, so thank you for posting it. That is glorious.
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I'm sure this has been seen by most (hey, it was new to me) but the comments and the user pictures had me laughing pretty hard today.

http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-...cmu_pg__header
amazing
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I'm sold, just on the pictures!
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