Movie Only YOU Want to See Sequelized

[Martin Blank]

Most likely a bit obvious, given my username and avatar, but I would've enjoyed Grosse Pointe Blank 2 (a more clever title than that, of course), picking up Cusack, Driver, Piven and the rest at the 20th class reunion.

It was/is doomed for any number of reasons: Cusack and Driver were apparently an item, and if they parted with hard feelings, forget any film reunion; Cusack and Piven are reportedly no longer buddies; you couldn't bring back Aykroyd, Azaria or the guy from Buffy season 3. And the time to have done it would've been 2007. (Hell, at the very least they could've given us a 10th-anniversary DVD with extras and a decent transfer.)

I accepted War Inc. as a sort of unofficial default sequel. But, man, there's a character who could've supported a couple more films.

Also? I don't plan to make every post be about GPB. Just to get that out of the way.