Mackenzie Phillips Diddled by Dad!

[Phil]

Originally Posted by HBarr

You started this shit. Finish it.

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[LisaNY]

Originally Posted by Phil

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"Heeey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun?"

[Mezz]

Originally Posted by LisaNY

Okay, easy there, horsey. You're in a gossip forum, which means since this forum exists, we get to post gossip here. All she's saying is that there's gossip and then there's sick shit like this - which, whether or not you agree with her (and really, in this case, I don't), that's no cause to tell someone who's been posting here for nine years to beat it to another board.

Go brew some decaf and back off.

I don't give a shit about tenure, and yes, I realize that it's a gossip forum, but for someone to come in and claim to be taking the high road is fucking ridiculous. In a forum that celebrates peeking in on other peoples lives, how can someone say, "well, I am all for being a distant, unseen observer, but THIS is too far?"

And it almost makes matters worse that this is a movie forum. Is someone going to refuse to discuss a film because a part of it is about incest? The circular logic that goes on in that kind of argument is frankly, silly. Fact: This shit happens in real life, and it's fucking MORE valid to discuss than some starlet's beef curtains slipping out of her skirt after she's had a few too many vodka red bulls, a line of coke, and a couple of dicks at the end of the night.

[Diva]

Sasquatch Kardashian got cut out of the photo. *Nelson voice* Ha! HA!

[bendrix]

Originally Posted by Mezz

I don't give a shit about tenure, and yes, I realize that it's a gossip forum, but for someone to come in and claim to be taking the high road is fucking ridiculous. In a forum that celebrates peeking in on other peoples lives, how can someone say, "well, I am all for being a distant, unseen observer, but THIS is too far?"

And it almost makes matters worse that this is a movie forum. Is someone going to refuse to discuss a film because a part of it is about incest? The circular logic that goes on in that kind of argument is frankly, silly. Fact: This shit happens in real life, and it's fucking MORE valid to discuss than some starlet's beef curtains slipping out of her skirt after she's had a few too many vodka red bulls, a line of coke, and a couple of dicks at the end of the night.

[LisaNY]

EDIT: Nevermind.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Mezz

I don't give a shit about tenure, and yes, I realize that it's a gossip forum, but for someone to come in and claim to be taking the high road is fucking ridiculous. In a forum that celebrates peeking in on other peoples lives, how can someone say, "well, I am all for being a distant, unseen observer, but THIS is too far?"

And it almost makes matters worse that this is a movie forum. Is someone going to refuse to discuss a film because a part of it is about incest? The circular logic that goes on in that kind of argument is frankly, silly. Fact: This shit happens in real life, and it's fucking MORE valid to discuss than some starlet's beef curtains slipping out of her skirt after she's had a few too many vodka red bulls, a line of coke, and a couple of dicks at the end of the night.

Legitimate discussions take place in other forums. The gossip forum is to *gasp* gossip.

[bendrix]

Originally Posted by LisaNY

EDIT: Nevermind.

Sorry about the timing.

[LisaNY]

Originally Posted by bendrix

Sorry about the timing.

No sweat, bubby! I didn't really have anything valid to say at this point anyhow!

[Chris Miller]

I love it when people get bent out of shape in a gossip forum.

[Jake]

"Clowns? Balloons? Fucking circuses are GAY! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!"

[Evi]

This thread makes me wish i was diddled by my dad.

[Brad Millette]

keep going keep going keep going

[bendrix]

Originally Posted by Humanoid

This thread makes me wish i was diddled by my dad.

It could still happen! Keep the dream alive!

(Unless he's dead, then my apologies for offending at riffing on your incest joke.)

[billylove]

Originally Posted by Humanoid

This thread makes me wish i was diddled by my dad.

I'll diddle you. For a price.

[LisaNY]

Originally Posted by billylove

I'll diddle you. For a price.

Well, if you're going to be so crass as to bring cash into it, you'll just ruin the moment.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Originally Posted by Diva

Legitimate discussions take place in other forums. The gossip forum is to *gasp* gossip.

This.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Chris Miller

I love it when people get bent out of shape in a gossip forum.

I love it when people get bent out of shape and play pool.

[Doc Happenin]

:: facepalm :: I'm sorry I even cracked a remark two pages ago.

[whiskey tango foxtrot]

Originally Posted by Humanoid

This thread makes me wish i was diddled by my dad.

Yeah, then you could get a lucrative book deal and go on Oprah. It's better than the lottery!

But seriously folks, incest is no laughing matter. Or, you know, maybe it is.

[Lima Oscar Lima]

Originally Posted by Diva

I imagine if I had a penis, it'd run far away if it saw this coming towards it.

Well, as they say(who am I kidding? It's what I say!)...

"All cats are grey in the dark..."

EDIT:

To follow along with the Wonka songs...

Oompa Loompa, Doopity Dash... There was no incest, she just wants some fast cash...

[LisaNY]

Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima

Well, as they say(who am I kidding? It's what I say!)...

"All cats are grey in the dark..."

Or, "Beauty is just one lightswitch away."

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima

Well, as they say(who am I kidding? It's what I say!)...

"All cats are grey in the dark..."

So if the lights were off, you would fuck this? If so, you've got bigger ball than most, my friend.

[billylove]

Originally Posted by LisaNY

Or, "Beauty is just one lightswitch away."

Originally Posted by Diva

So if the lights were off, you would fuck this? If so, you've got bigger ball than most, my friend.

All I gotta say is, you can still feel the ugly.

Drugs will help though.

[Lima Oscar Lima]

Originally Posted by Diva

So if the lights were off, you would fuck this? If so, you've got bigger ball than most, my friend.

:eek!:

Oh well...

No guts... no glory.

Think well of me, comrades!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Originally Posted by Diva

Oh my God. Gloria Stuart is aging backwards!