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Coyote
05-31-2000, 08:35 AM
In headlines today:
LARA CROFT & PAC MAN HOT ITEM!

Ugo has exclusive photos! The sassy Lara Croft has been seen around town with a very happy older man...one of the kingpins of the 80s, Pac Man. Some of these photos are rather...suggestive. Who says you can get too old? Lara's been known to be a discriminating woman, having turned down Donkey Kong in the past, despite rumours of his prowness.

GODZILLA vrs ELVIS
Plans for a sequel to the smash hit GODZILLA are that the lizards will decide NYC is way too crazy and go on vacation. The odd combination of road trip movie & monster flick will culminate in Las Vegas, where the King of The Monsters will square off with The King of rock n roll. Expect scales and black velvet to fly.

HOLLYWOOD VOWS TO FAITHFULLY ADAPT BOOKS
Not really. We just threw this story in here for the laughs.

grendel
05-31-2000, 09:16 AM
prowness (n): A condition in which the afflicted gets the uncontrollable urge to construct small replicas of famous buildings, then mount them in an act of violent coitus.

grendel
05-31-2000, 09:17 AM
Oh, and just to be a prick: This is why we have a sewer for CHUD facts, Coyote.

Tee-hee!

Coyote
05-31-2000, 10:25 AM
I didn't feel it worth of such an honor. I just got tired of the UGO ads & decided to make fun of them.