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[Adam Warren]

The moltsanti thread go me curious. I know most of you fall into the tech support, failed writer, overeducated student category of people who don't work hard, but none the less ...

Me: construction, mostly custom renovations. (I'm on holidays.)

[Moltisanti]

Importer/Exporter.

[Diva]

Analrapist. James Gandolfini is a client.

But as a side gig, I'm a Social-Personality Psychology doctoral student and research assistant for the Gender Equity Project.

[Wwarez]

Web developer

[Timothy225]

Commercial artist - working on game designs and business training materials. Before this, for five years, I was a holographer.

[Scott]

Government desk jockey.

[Dario Delfino]

the tech support, failed writer, overeducated student category of people who don't work hard

Yep.

[Van Read]

Technician of the computer persuasion. Also: Father of 7 year old, 4 year old and 7 month old. Best job ever, and also the hardest.

[Martin Savage]

Architectural Technician.

[AlmightyShmun]

I'm a student and tutor.

[Rob Rocco]

Information Technology Professional

[Ade Brooks]

House-husband. Formerly an electronics technician.

[KWolfhard]

Information Technologist - Heavy on the Info, Less on the Techno

[HBarr]

Accounting Analyst

[Carl Cunningham]

Sr. Technical Project Manager

Freelance Writer

[Ludwig]

http://www.xosoftware.com/help_computer.jpg

I am a computer operator at http://www.canadadrugs.com .

[Chris Miller]

Processing Manager of a mortgage brokerage.

[Chris Olson]

Eh, why not.

I'm currently a full-time student at UW Green Bay, but on top of that I work full time in the university's Registrar's Office.

First and foremost, though, I am a failed writer/filmmaker.

[Death Surge]

I'm a computer systems architect. That lofty title just means I'm a vastly overpaid mercenary for hire software anaylst/designer. I setup large and small scale projects for companies (mostly banks and automotive/aerospace engineering firms) who don't want to spend the coin to keep somone skilled in the black arts of Data Security and Communications on staff full time. They take the money I save them and spend it on tech support guys, many of whom apparently post here.

[Hewlett]

Network Analyst.

[Ben Thomas]

Add me to the failing writer/filmmaker list (though I am shooting a corporate next month for Scottish Power...).

Day job is working at a hospital, on the admin side of things. Believe me, there are some frighteningly stupid people that work in hospitals, especially ward clerks and doctors. But nurses, all round great. I don't mean that in a sexual way - all the nurses, male and female, that I've worked with are interesting, approachable, hard-working and mostly very witty human beings. Everyone else - retarded dullards. Which is how, in seven months of working there, I've become the primary trainer for all the wards and departments on three separate sites for the new medical stock ordering system. I'm planning on leaving by year's end.

[Patrick Ripoll]

Student and Blockbuster Customer Service Representive

[neaux]

http://www.xosoftware.com/help_computer.jpg

I am a computer operator at http://www.canadadrugs.com .


You sir are my enemy.

I'm a marketing coordinator at a pharmacy wholesaler in the United States. Canadian Drugs are bad, man!

[Anakin's Dad]

Student and Graduate Assistant in Financial Aid.

[Overlord]

Attorney. I specialize in suing computer systems architects who, with their mercenary ways, take food out of the mouths of potential full-time Data Security and Communication workers.

[Edinburgh]

Research Associate at Harvard Business School

[WayDen]

Computer animator (currently freelance) and I occasionally take some work airbrushing photos.

[Andrew C]

Online Antique Book Appraisal

[Carl Cunningham]

Ludwig, can you hook people up with cheap Canadian drugs?

[Doug]

Office Bitch.

[Brad Millette]

Office Bitch.

Ditto.

[Andrew Clarke]

Video editor at a media monitoring company.

[Ludwig]

Carl, indeed I can help anyone who needs help getting meds. PM me if you know of such a person. With many seniors getting the shaft with the "donut hole"/coverage gap in Medicare Part D, I have helped a few American friends out with their parents' meds.

[Death Surge]

Attorney. I specialize in suing computer systems architects who, with their mercenary ways, take food out of the mouths of potential full-time Data Security and Communication workers.

And we'd be in court now, had I not removed all of that paperwork filed in federal court's document imaging system.

But now that I know it was you, I'm having your paycheck's direct deposit routed to an account in Nigeria. Apparently a generous contact there needs some money so they can unlock hidden goverment funds and transfer them into my account.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Job #1 - IT Consultant/Webmaster for a small radio conglomerate
Job #2 - Computer Lab Consultant at Indiana University

[Overlord]

And we'd be in court now, had I not removed all of that paperwork filed in federal court's document imaging system.

But now that I know it was you, I'm having your paycheck's direct deposit routed to an account in Nigeria. Apparently a generous contact there needs some money so they can unlock hidden goverment funds and transfer them into my account.

I kid, I kid! I actually do almost no employment law whatsoever.

[Luca S.]

Student/writer. Guess which one I fail at! (Multiple answers possible.)

[RathBandu]

Outdoor Education Instructor in the fall and spring, Arts Director in the summer, aspiring/hobbyist screenwriter in the winter.

[Bryan J]

Computer Science Undergrad/Frequent IBM Research Intern/Future Grad Student

[Slestak]

Graphic designer. Mostly print.

I do some web stuff as well. I won't pretend to be a programmer, though.

[JGButler]

Main job is as a Promotions Director/Producer/Whole Damn Department for a group of Television Stations.

Also freelance web/graphic designer.

[kingcujoI]

Freelance film crew (camera, casting, props, and editorial) Currently doing a lot of work as a video editor for a healthcare organization.

I also make absolutely no money as a boardgame designer.

[Owen]

Student and journalist.

[Bayouradio]

Freelance writer, freelance cameraman, sound mixer, video designer, actor, and theater bitch. Some combination of any of these at any given time.

[Rene A. Moncivais]

Computer Sales for Apple and failed screenwriter/director.

[Suttytx]

Co-Owner/CFO of a very small global telecom company. 3-man offices in Nice, Madrid, South Africa, Texas and London...and a 20-man office in Moscow.

Hoping to cash out within 12 to 18 months and buy Millette a nice VW Bug convertible.

[ericlear]

Graphic Designer/Webmaster full time, and I also do Comic/Pinup art and design websites on the side.

[woodrowgus]

Bartender on Maui.

[Carl Cunningham]

Suttytx is a very rich man, apparently.

Also, woodrowgus either gets a lot of nice ass or resembles Joseph Merrick.

[Matt Goldberg]

The moltsanti thread go me curious. I know most of you fall into the tech support, failed writer, overeducated student category of people who don't work hard, but none the less ...

Failed writer and overeducated student. 2 out of 3 ain't bad!

[Tim N.]

Student at UA, RA in my building.

[Suttytx]

Suttytx is a very rich man, apparently.

Also, woodrowgus either gets a lot of nice ass or resembles Joseph Merrick.

You have a slightly used Camaro coming your way, friend.

[Shelby]

Admin Assistant/Customer Service/Subscriptions Editor for an African Hunting Magazine (no, I don't hunting and/or hunters...its just a job)

Soon (I hope) to be Bartender/Nursing Student

[Graynadian]

Student.

[stump]

staff accountant/musician

[Brian Wehman]

Fundraising management for a natinal non-profit organization.

[Alan "Nordling" Cerny]

Court clerk and court clerk trainer.

[Samurai Mike]

Finishing student, hoping to start teaching next year. Also work at a video store part-time.

[woodrowgus]

Also, woodrowgus either gets a lot of nice ass or resembles Joseph Merrick.

Guilty on both counts, your honor.

[sharlit159]

Half the year - PT office manager for a government funding body
Other half - consultant! I help process wordy & complicated grant applications into something more readable for my supervisors. But I'm a writer/artist at heart, and someday I hope to support myself with these endeavours.

[Mr. Sodium]

I'd have my Ph.D. in Applied Physics right now if my Thesis Committee didn't give me a month's worth of nitpicks to revise in my thesis.

In a month I'm starting my first "real" job as a Failure Analysis Engineer at a big semiconductor company. The upside is that my wife and I are going to move out of godawful Connecticut, but the downside is that my job description contains the word "failure."

[Brotherman]

1. Graphic Designer for print/packaging/web, full time & freelance.
2. Aspiring home brewer.

[OCallaghan]

1.writer
2.photographer
3.part time curator of exhibition gallery
4.2 days as a librarian in a private school (all girls!)

I make short films as well but as a filmaker I am a failure, ultimately.

[Ade Brooks]

You have a slightly used Camaro coming your way, friend.

Don't forget your sort-of fellow Texans!

[AlmightyShmun]

And how!

[JacknifeJohnny]

Office Bitch.

Same here, except my Bill Lumbergh is a fat woman who drinks too much.

[Judas Booth]

Actual Job: Banker. No, I will NOT reverse your f'ing overdraft fees.
On the side: Aspiring screenplay writer and guitarist.

[nekkerbee]

Online Antique Book Appraisal

That's awesome. Lucky bastard.

Currently I'm a house-husband, formerly computer tech in the Hamptons, lab tech & mechanical tech at a federal research lab, and writer/editor/proofreader/troubleshooter for a small market research firm. So far I like house-husband the best.

[Ray Abed]

I'm a pharmacist. I currently work at a hospital. It's not the most exciting job in the world, but it's fulfilling and I love the world of medicine. It's ever-changing, and there's always new drugs on the horizon, not to mention new data being processed on old drugs. I hope to one day teach (preferably pharmacology), do extensive research, and have my own office. Working for a huge drug company is probably the best avenue for all of those goals.

[Hammerhead]

Assistant manager at a modest, artsy three-plex. Everyone come see Science of Sleep, eh?

[Ryan S~]

Depending on the day: sound engineer (foley, walla and adr), sound effects editor, backgrounds (ambience for our British friends) editor, writer, video editor, and/or kept husband.

On the whole I make most of my money as a sound engineer.

[Joe Brady]

Musician/Songwriter/Drunken, Lazy Bastard.
I work at a restaurant to make ends meet.

[Werewolf Girl]

Film student/starving artist

In a couple months I'll be making the leap to full time starving artist, momma will be so proud.

[General Zod]

By day, a sophisticated fashion designer named Joe, and by night a kinky hooker named Buster Hymen.

[Vader]

Student/Part-Time Retail Minion of the Van Doren Rubber Company.

Vans shoes.


And I'll probably be adding "failed filmmaker" to that in a few years.

[Yando]

Currently, I work in Publicity in a movie studio that shall remain unnamed and moonlight here helping out as best I can (which sadly, hasn't been a lot lately...).

Before that, it was in that studio's mailroom. Some great stories arose from that.

Long before both of those, it was as a struggling film student.

[Shane]

I type the same thing over and over again, 8 hours a day, for an insurance company for another week. The job sucks, but I get to work in the tallest building in Minneapolis, so that's something...

After this is done, I go back to paying people to teach me.

[grammatonclericK]

City Worker: The ultimate oxymoron

[Brendan]

Stage Manager

[Virtanen]

Student, editor, autoCAD-dude. Occasionally I carry stuff from point A to point B for money.

[Electrichead]

A designer, self employed. I design mostly houses and their interiors, but I get into almost anything that has to do with a house. Mostly custom homes, things like that. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's not, but I guess most people would say that about their job.

[Vader]

A designer, self employed. I design mostly houses and their interiors, but I get into almost anything that has to do with a house. Mostly custom homes, things like that. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's not, but I guess most people would say that about their job.


Design me a house with gun turrets over every exit. And a pool. Shaped like a Ferrari.

[Electrichead]

Luckily that's my specialty.

[Jared Melton]

Guest Service Agent and Night Auditor/Manager - Hotel

[Ken Savage]

IT support at a hospital,

hopefully at some point soon - Ruler of the World.

[S Nabors]

I'm a chef. A real chef at a real restraunt, wise guys. I can hear those Taco Bell wisecracks coming before you type them.

[DARKMITE8]

Producer at a video game developer/publisher with a background in art.

Freelance cartoonist & writer, amateur film-maker & puppeteer.

Husband & Father.

Masked vigilante.

Online forum comedian...

*chirp chirp* *chirp chirp* *chirp chirp*

[Overlord]

Producer at a video game developer/publisher with a background in art.

Freelance cartoonist & writer, amateur film-maker & puppeteer.

Husband & Father.

Masked vigilante.

Online forum comedian...

*chirp chirp* *chirp chirp* *chirp chirp*

Don't forget "Google\trends researcher".

[DARKMITE8]

Don't forget "Google\trends researcher".
It's a shame there's no exciting Indiana Jones type field-work involved.

[aine_grrr]

Graduate Student - Biochemistry/Molecular Biology
Screenwriting

[Overlord]

It's a shame there's no exciting Indiana Jones type field-work involved.

So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. Darkmite8 does not follow maps to buried treasure, and 'X' never, ever marks the spot. Seventy percent of all archaeology/google trends research is done in the library. Research. Reading.

[Angles]

Outside plant technician for the local phone company, soon to be a part of the AT&T monolith.

I'm also a full-time night student in my senior year. Should have my B.A. next spring, with law school on the horizon.

[AMH]

Student, editor, autoCAD-dude. Occasionally I carry stuff from point A to point B for money.
Between classes and working on his PC, Murdoch likes to pass the time in the exciting high-paying world of drug mulery.

[Barkatthemoon]

I'm an Operations Technician for Kraft Foods of North America.

(I work at a factory)

[Dalyn]

Educational Assistant.....aka Office Bitch

[NathanW]

Call Centre and aspiring filmmaker (not yet failed filmmaker)

[Richard Dickson]

Disappointment.

[Lee Harvey Cobblepot]

I'm a Market Analyst now, but when I grow up I'm going to be a NINJA! I think I would make a good ninja...

[Virtanen]

Between classes and working on his PC, Murdoch likes to pass the time in the exciting high-paying world of drug mulery.

Yup, my life is just like an episode of Alias. What I lack in firm buttocks I make up with the storage space between them.

[ontheroad2]

I do everything. And nothing

[Martin Savage]

I do everything. And nothing

What a post.

[Mary H.]

I'm a performance analyst at an asset management company. Basically I get overpaid to crunch numbers and analyse risk/return statistics on funds.

[Sammy Jankis]

I have several jobs.

Primary: My company makes software used in hospitals. I either travel around showing new clients how to use it, or help them manage it from our main office.

Secondary: fluffer for those all girl movies you like so much.

terciary: I sell cameras and camera accessories

[Timmay]

I'm my company's computer guy (one of five). Primarily responsible for disaster recovery.

When I'm not working I'm a student trying to get my IT bachelor's.

[Social]

Director/Technical Director at a South Bend TV station

[Rob]

By day I'm a network tech at a college

By night I'm a drunk

[jackass]

Landscape foreman. Commercial and residential work. For eleven years, and counting.

[Matt Halbauer]

Customer Service/Data Entry/Artist for a small promotional products/apparel distibuter by day, education student by night.

[Adam Warren]

Landscape foreman. Commercial and residential work. For eleven years, and counting.

Faggot!

[Django]

Freedom Fighter. Was going to be a smokejumper but the state of Montana wouldn't give me my license because of that church fire I started back in 1981.

I also do improvisational dance with the Spicy Chicken Burrito Brothers...

[Hanzo Steel]

High school Spanish teacher.

[Robert K.]

Directing underwear, beer and garbage disposal company commercials.

[jackass]

Me: construction, mostly custom renovations. (I'm on holidays.)In other words, you're a professional chickenshit.

[Ali]

2nd year law student. I'm soooooo lame.

[Evi]

I own and direct at a film production company that specialises in adverts (yes, that would be the bad type of filmmaking) and music videos

http://www.humanoid.co.za