For female chewers with spawn

[kittyinjammies]

Before I was a Mom -

I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed.
I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.

Before I was a Mom -

I cleaned my house each day.
I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom -

I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Spit on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom -

I never held down a screaming child So that doctors could do tests. Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom -

I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom -

I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom -

I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth,
The joy,
The love,
The heartache,
The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.

I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.

And remember that behind every successful mother......

Is a basket of dirty laundry!

Happy Mother's Day!

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

You forgot "shit on."

:)

Also, when is Mother's Day? (d'oh)

[thecallahan]

Nice little message there Kitty and Mothers day is the 8th!! Shame on you Jim!!!

Speaking of mothers day. I bought my card and gift and have left it in my car so there's no way I'll forget it before going to my mom's house!

[donde]

just to let people know, mother's day was originally woman's day. so technically all women should be celebrated.

[kittyinjammies]

Pooped on = shit on, Jabba.

[Geoff Foster]

I salute you, Kitty.

--Geoff's wife.

[Geoff Foster]

I salute you, Kitty.

--Geoff's wife.

BTW, that really was my wife, Christine. She says you're close to her heart, Kitty.

[kittyinjammies]

BTW, thatreally was my wife, Christine. She says you're close to her heart, Kitty.

Thank you. Happy mother's day to you, Christine!

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

Pooped on = shit on, Jabba.

Yeah, you got me there. Mom's are the greatest thing on this earth, though. Just know that I believe that!

[Eileen]

I loved that! Thanks so much for posting and Happy mothers day Kitty.

[Jared Melton]

I wonder if all mothers can claim that they had never been pooped on...

I mean...what if they liked to get freaky in their early days?

[kittyinjammies]

Thanks for polluting my thread...