If Chewers Ran The Movies thread [Archive]

SPEEDRAZOR

05-02-2005, 07:46 AM

I've noticed you guys are a bunch of talented fuckers with paint shop, and i wanna see you guys make some parody posters in glorious Nunziata style. The Dolph lundgren poster just pushed me over the edge to making one myself.

OK this is my first attempt ever, be nice, as i have no knowledge of Paint Shop Pro whatsoever.

http://img238.echo.cx/img238/590/guessevoirdogs7gy.jpg

Graham

05-02-2005, 09:59 AM

Ashton's changed...

No seriously, nice first paintshopping!

...And DAMN YOU for resurrecting this old thread, you bastard! Now I'm going to have to prove to myself my old skills ain't dead.

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

(Hmmmmm...subject...subject...Oh, I know!)

Jared Melton

05-02-2005, 01:38 PM

Graham

05-02-2005, 05:00 PM

I'm so VERY sorry...
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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/Glaive2004/huckabuk.jpg

Suttytx

05-02-2005, 05:04 PM

Apology barely accepted.

SPEEDRAZOR

05-02-2005, 05:15 PM

Brilliant!

Andrew O.

05-02-2005, 06:40 PM

http://stu.aii.edu/~aoe151/RushMORE.gif

zeroplate

05-02-2005, 07:33 PM

I wanted to start this thread a long time ago, so thanks. This was directly inspired by Nick's uncanny ability to work in obscure Star Wars references.

http://www.submarinerecords.com/panic_rune.jpg

SPEEDRAZOR

05-03-2005, 04:44 AM

both excellent, i love the fake quotes on the rusmore 2 poster, and panic rune, exceptional.

Randolph Carter

05-03-2005, 09:12 AM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/Glaive2004/huckabuk.jpg

Awesome, where´s Bukake Bob when you need him?

Dan Whitehead

05-03-2005, 09:54 AM

Some of my favourite creations from long ago...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DanWhitehead/bestfriendswarlock.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DanWhitehead/cylon.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DanWhitehead/PumpkinheadPie.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DanWhitehead/Riptorn.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DanWhitehead/runawaybreed.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DanWhitehead/wedding.jpg

Brad Millette

05-03-2005, 10:04 AM

I didn't make this one. A friend of mine did. But I'd watch this show in a heartbeat.

http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/ha/hanzosteel/The_LOC.jpg

Justin Clark

05-03-2005, 12:11 PM

http://members.aol.com/lostfallenangel/dogtownoldboy.jpg

zeroplate

05-03-2005, 12:22 PM

Dogtown and Oldboy - Genius!

I couldn't resist this one:

http://www.zeroplate.com/choppingmaul.jpg

Charlie Brigden

05-03-2005, 06:56 PM

For all the Carpenter fans here:

http://img211.echo.cx/img211/4440/eflc2gk.jpg

And a little known Western classic:

http://img156.echo.cx/img156/1067/gbu2lk.jpg

Graham

05-03-2005, 07:58 PM

May I ask for requests... or just bad movie puns?

I'll do my best.

Neal

05-03-2005, 10:03 PM

I've always wanted to see a poster for Aliens vs. Predator vs. .... EWOKS!!!!

Do it! I command you!

Actually, I've always wanted to make a fake trailer for this as well, with an Ewok doing a wicked back-flip, in slow motion, spear in hand. And other silly kung-fu shit. It makes me laugh quietly whenever I think of it. And pigmy aliens. You know, aliens that don't grow very big because they popped out of Ewoks. Stephen Sommers would direct because he loves him some pigmy creatures. Box Office Platinum!

SPEEDRAZOR

05-05-2005, 06:38 AM

keep them coming people! i'm currently trying to get my poster of VOIGHT CLUB made, its proving rather difficult!

Neal

05-06-2005, 09:51 AM

Okay, where's my goddamned AvPvE poster?

Graham

05-06-2005, 10:04 AM

Okay, where's my goddamned AvPvE poster?

Cool your boots, man, this poster is valued at 6 quid...

"Whoever wins...Yub Nub..."

I'm also working on the triple-bill of "Wat Dreams May Come", "Wat Women Want " and "Wat Lies Beneath"...so it could take some time...

Graham

05-06-2005, 10:14 AM

....and as for "Wat ever happened to Baby Jane?"...don't ask...

Neal

05-06-2005, 10:21 PM

I await... patiently. Actually, when you get it out there, I can't wait to show it to a friend of mine. We've had the whole AvPvE discussion a couple of times now. He'll shit when he sees this.

ObiJuan

05-19-2005, 09:29 PM

Awesome work, everyone. It's threads like this that make me miss not being able to visit CHUD as much as I used to.

Here's one I did back when I first started coming here

http://members.cox.net/rsnahra4/CHUD/chudran-x.jpg

Neal

05-19-2005, 09:56 PM

Wow, still no AvPvE poster. I'm hurt, truly. Show your love for Jubei. Give me my poster. Somebody!

ObiJuan, yours rocks.

SPEEDRAZOR

05-28-2005, 10:37 PM

i LOVE i lobot.

Jedi Hitchhiker

05-30-2005, 12:56 PM

Here's one I just did... it's pretty obvious though, so it might have been done before...

Stormin

05-30-2005, 03:07 PM

Ok photoshoppers, here's what we need:

-A 'Man on Fire' poster featuring the Human Torch.
-'Snakes On A Plane' starring Samuel L. motherfuckin' Jackson
-'The Replacements' and 'The Replacement Killers' combined to form 'The Replacements' Killers.'

Get to it!

Jedi Hitchhiker

05-31-2005, 01:36 AM

Here's another I threw together:

how do you get an image to show and not just a link?

Andrew Joe

05-31-2005, 04:06 AM

Old one from the old thread

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6034/OUTIH.jpg

Damn, I don't have photoshop anymore.............Nooooooooooo...........

Jedi Hitchhiker

05-31-2005, 03:05 PM

I like to keep my ideas simple...

Jedi Hitchhiker

06-01-2005, 11:05 AM

The poster idea came from a movie called Josh and S.A.M., but I think the concept also stands good on its own:

OhioJones

06-01-2005, 01:30 PM

Good ones Jedi....

Jedi Hitchhiker

06-01-2005, 01:40 PM

Ok, now I officially have way too much time on my hands...:

Andrew Joe

06-03-2005, 07:19 PM

The poster idea came from a movie called Josh and S.A.M., but I think the concept also stands good on its own:

http://img154.echo.cx/img154/4771/kitandkitt1vm.gif

Damn i'm going to have to find my copy of Photoshop that's laying around, that's some damn fine stuff you guys are producing [Dooku!]

SPEEDRAZOR

06-03-2005, 08:24 PM

Are we there Fett = magical.

Brendan

06-04-2005, 01:47 AM

Someone please do a Clint Eastwood movie!

And the Are We There Fett? one is gold.

Jedi Hitchhiker

06-04-2005, 02:40 PM

Someone please do a Clint Eastwood movie!
Here's one... (that's still in my little niche).

The rest of you out there, I know you've got skills too, so let's see 'em!

Andrew Joe

06-07-2005, 04:50 AM

http://img249.echo.cx/img249/6641/landofthedead2iz.jpg

I miss photoshop....

MovieGuy20

07-03-2005, 02:02 PM

Here are a few that I had done on another website. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/KungFuCornelius/joedirtfarley.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/KungFuCornelius/freddygotfingeredassclown.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/KungFuCornelius/vandammehell.jpg http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/KungFuCornelius/giglifeces.jpg

Randolph Carter

09-10-2005, 07:21 PM

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/2082/irreversible5fx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

SPEEDRAZOR

09-11-2005, 12:50 AM

I love that this thread is back, and the contributions are great, only one i take offense to is the van damme one.

alobek

10-15-2005, 07:29 AM

Great to find this thread again. It seems I suck at Photoshop, but you get the idea:

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6452/snakesonplane0ur.jpg

Edited to add another:

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/3360/bulletproofmonk29xf.jpg

wade1972

10-17-2005, 05:51 PM

Ah, my cheaply made piece:

Timo

10-18-2005, 04:53 AM

Who's the guy on the left? I'm guessing Paul Anderson?

alobek

10-18-2005, 03:44 PM

Yeah, that's Paul W.S. Anderson.

Another try:

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/7047/garrfield9pp.gif

Charlie Brigden

10-28-2005, 01:26 PM

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/4847/shieldofdreams8xd.jpg

ObiJuan

11-01-2005, 11:18 AM

http://members.cox.net/rsnahra4/CHUD/arsenioandoldlace.jpg

Schwartz

11-01-2005, 12:34 PM

The tagline to Lando of the Dead made me laugh more than is probably appropriate.

And kudos to Snakes on a Plane and Self-Indulgent Feces.

moovyphreak

11-01-2005, 12:53 PM

Snakes on a Plane and Bulletproof Monk got a good laugh out of me.

Andrew O.

11-02-2005, 03:30 AM

Snakes on a Plane and Bulletproof Monk got a good laugh out of me.

I love Monk, and I would definitely go see that movie.

Timo

11-06-2005, 12:11 PM

My first try.
http://batman.jypoly.fi/~b7599/munch2.jpg

ObiJuan

07-24-2006, 10:31 PM

http://members.cox.net/rsnahra4/CHUD/boondocksts.jpg

Bumping with this 'cuz I know y'all can do better. Let's see 'em.

SAIRUS

07-24-2006, 11:37 PM

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/2029/x3teaserwe8.jpg
On 5.26.06, we're the dicks.

Okay so I haven't worked with Photoshop in a while, be kind.

fabfunk

07-25-2006, 11:15 AM

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/4847/shieldofdreams8xd.jpg

Immediately my fave.

SAIRUS

07-25-2006, 05:47 PM

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7217/smithteaserdb5.jpg
Sorry about the size, but it was hard to find a big poster... ...I'm lazy.

Greg David

07-30-2006, 05:03 AM

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e281/jet_jaguar/ReversalofFortuna.jpg

Dan Whitehead

07-30-2006, 05:46 AM

There were some great ones in Movie Insider that I've now sadly lost the original files for. Chiba By The Dozen remains my favourite (of my own efforts, at least).

SAIRUS

01-02-2007, 10:27 PM

God its been a while, so I thought I'd put something here. I might put some more over a few days.
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9072/pursuitxc2.jpg

Diva

01-02-2007, 11:48 PM

There was an older thread than this one from which I saved some of the photos. I have no idea whom to give credit to, but enjoy...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/somethingaboutprala.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/rathsbrother.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/Momonto.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/micahcal.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/likmik.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/djheart.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/devinadvocate-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/dandead.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/chewers.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Sabrica/2Pox.jpg