Haunted Stitch Doll Terrorizes Couple

[Masked Muppet]

This is demented.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5568932078&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[Peter Venkman]

if you look at the stuff he has sold in the past, he's a bit of an odd fellow, but the worst, THE WORST THING IS THAT HE SOLD A VIRTUAL BOY to some poor soul, now that, that is being an asshole!

[NadaTodd]

A Virtual Boy. No one deserves that, even if they were going to be the next Hitler.

[Masked Muppet]

He sold Haley Joel Osmet?

[Droog989]

That's pretty bad, although I think the haunted underwear still takes the cake. Unfortunately I can't find a link to them. Ebay has an insane market for so-called haunted items. I don't understand it.

[Beautiful Nightmare]

Hey I've got a haunted Furby! LOL

[NadaTodd]

No you don't, that is just the standard mode for the Furby. Many have been fooled by this, but it is the truth. Those things are the devil incarnate, but for kids. The bastard kids...

[Bradito]

He sold Haley Joel Osmet?
Holy fart, that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

[Masked Muppet]

No you don't, that is just the standard mode for the Furby. Many have been fooled by this, but it is the truth. Those things are the devil incarnate, but for kids. The bastard kids...

It's very creepy to be packing, throw a box on the pile of boxes, and hear, from out of nowhere, "OooOOoOoOahhhhahahhahhh."

Silence.

Silence.

"Googiggle."

I finally tracked it down to my roommate's ignored furby, upside down, in another box. It had been in sleep mode for years.

[rise above]

i wonder how come some "haunted" items sell better than others.. i tend to think that as long as you have a good story to go along with it your item will sell well.

[Portalis]

if you look at the stuff he has sold in the past, he's a bit of an odd fellow, but the worst, THE WORST THING IS THAT HE SOLD A VIRTUAL BOY to some poor soul, now that, that is being an asshole!

Who is more the asshole here: The person selling the stupid thing, or the Person buying the Stupid thing? Very true that was the worst thing he did sell, and and that poor soul, well they bought it so they deserve what's coming to them.

[dmeister]

1. That strangest part of all is the fact that this guy has 100% positive feedback from 80 members.

2. If the doll keeps going back to this guy, why pay him $212 for it? Or are you just paying to see whether or not it actually will?

3. Couldn't he think of something a little more creepy than a Disney Lilo & Stitch toy? Is it possessed by the ghost of the Korean sweatshop assembly worker who put it together?

dmeister

[sweaterbydarwin]

i wonder how come some "haunted" items sell better than others.. i tend to think that as long as you have a good story to go along with it your item will sell well.

I'll try and figure this out. I've got some haunted jeans I need to sell. I'll tell them that for no particular reason the crotch region would move and expand while I was wearing them and the zipper often worked itself open without my doing. GASP!

[billylove]

It's very creepy to be packing, throw a box on the pile of boxes, and hear, from out of nowhere, "OooOOoOoOahhhhahahhahhh."

Silence.

Silence.

"Googiggle."

I finally tracked it down to my roommate's ignored furby, upside down, in another box. It had been in sleep mode for years.

That reminds me of when I was moving boxes around in storage and I hear a rustling noise and a very faint person talking from inside the box. It kinda scares me, but I open up the box to find the "pull my finger guy". I had left it on and it went off when I set the box down. The funny thing was that the batteries were worn down so it would go through the motions except very slowly and softly.

[Werbal_Kint]

That story sounds exactly like the plot to the second segment from MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS on MST3K.

[Lokican]

Hey I've got a haunted Furby! LOL


Thats funny becuase I have a friend who claims her Furby is haunted, but I am very doubtfull

The haunted items on E-bay are just a scam and I have no idea why people would buy this becuase:

a) Why would you believe that if something was truly haunted would you want to own it?

b) If the item has supernatural powers, why not go to the mainstream press or try to prove it? Theirs a scientific organization that will give anyone 1 million dollars to anyone that can prove the supernatural exists

[S Nabors]

Between this crap and the guy who's threatening to kill the rabbit if he doesn't get $20,000, I'm feeling like an idiot for not having my own money making scam. The Internet Grifter is now my desired occupation.

[ShaolinMK]

Between this crap and the guy who's threatening to kill the rabbit if he doesn't get $20,000, I'm feeling like an idiot for not having my own money making scam. The Internet Grifter is now my desired occupation.
In the words of the Virgin Mary. . . .come again? That's my first time hearing anything about that. It's hilarious and sad at the same time. "I'm gunna burn my house down to the ground and there's 24 kittens in there. Gimme $4000 or else."