From this point on...

[devincf]

Episode III threads will be spawned at a faster and faster rate. They will grow exponentially and eventually they will overgraze the boards and pollute the water source, wiping out the other threads. After the movie is released the Episode III threads will also die out, leaving behind a barren wasteland. I saw this on National Geographic.

[Werbal_Kint]

Women and children first!

[Django]

All Wookies to their battle stations...repeat, all Wookies to their battle stations...

[Richard Dickson]

So is this technically an Episode III thread? And would that therefore make this self-fulfulling prophecy?

[Brad Millette]

There will be no escape for the Princess this time.

[ALIENinfluence]

There will be no escape for the Princess this time.

or the audience!

[tcjsavannah]

<insert lame C3PO joke here>

[Brad Millette]

<insert lame C3PO joke here>

Sometimes I think we were made to suffer.

[Jacob Singer]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

[Rob]

Stay On Target....

[billylove]

What would Porkins do?

[Werbal_Kint]

What would Porkins do?

Die.

[jvc]

Die.http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Eject.gif
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[ALIENinfluence]

http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Eject.gif
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Alas, sweet, plump Porkins.... we hardly knew ye....

Are there any here who would cry, would speak his love of Porkins?

[Nicholas Reed]

What would Porkins do?

Eat a Hoagie.
Then:
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Eject.gif

[jay f]

So is this technically an Episode III thread? And would that therefore make this self-fulfulling prophecy?

This is an anti-epIII thread. This thread brings balance, so says the prophecy.

[NadaDevotchka]

edit: wrong thread

[wadew1]

i fear the boards won't survive the inevitable OFFICIAL Bail Organa Discussion Thread.

[S Nabors]

What the fuck is Episode III? I've never heard of it.

[Nicholas Reed]

What the fuck is Episode III? I've never heard of it.

Its the third movie in the newly minted "Focker's Trilogy", aptly titled "SCREW THE FOCKERS".

[Sammy Jankis]

Luca$ raped my childhood. Twice so far.

[Andrew Clarke]

And the 'No Shit Sherlock!' award goes to Devincf!

Perhaps Nick should make an episode 3 forum for the next six months and any thread posted outside of it gets disintergrated.

Even better: create two new forums, one called 'rebel alliance' for pro- and one called 'galactic empire' for anti-star wars threads.

Then seal them both up and let us all suffocate.

[Ken Savage]

I find your lack of faith distrubing....

sorry someone had to do it

[Rich Straceski]

It's A Trap!!!

[tcjsavannah]

I've got a bad feeling about this.

[Ken Savage]

there's to many of them!

[Brad Millette]

One more pass...

One... more... pass...

[rollin2001uk]

the force is strong in this one.....WHAT!!!

[Ken Savage]

Im on the leader!

[Brad Millette]

Do not be so proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of a good flame war.

[Werbal_Kint]

Stand by Ion control. FIRE.

[Ockham]

You worry about those fighters. I'LL worry about the towers.

[NOTE: Towers never killed anyone. Poor delegation of responsibility.]

[Ken Savage]

Lets get one thing straight princess I aint in it for the Message Board im in it for the flame war!

to badly paraphrase Han Solo

[Andrew Clarke]

The battle is a diversion. The Gungans must draw the Droid Army away from the cities. We can enter the city using the secret passages on the waterfall side. Once we get to the main entrance, Captain Pnaka will create a diversion, so that we can enter the palace and capture the Viceroy. Without the Viceroy, they will be lost and confused.

[Alan "Nordling" Cerny]

Lost Tyree, lost Hutch... they came... from behind... ARRRRGRHRGHGRHGR...

[Doug]

You worry about those fighters. I'LL worry about the towers.

[NOTE: Towers never killed anyone. Poor delegation of responsibility.]
You never played the arcade game.

[Ken Savage]

There.......is.......a-no-ther.......st-st-star-wars....thread.

[Agent Back Smith]

What the fuck is Episode III? I've never heard of it....I don't know. Thousands of years ago, it crashes, and this thing gets thrown out, or crawls out, and it ends up freezing in the ice.

[B.G. JackONeill]

Who's more foolish: the fool or the the fool who follows him?

[ALIENinfluence]

Startin' a good flame war ain't like dustin' crops, boy!

[FrankCobretti]

ffffsssssssshhhhhhhhhh - cccchhhhaaaaaaaaaa
ffffsssssssshhhhhhhhhh - cccchhhhaaaaaaaaaa