CHUD Boards: The Movie

[Rath/Brendan]

It's been a while since we did one of these, and it was fun the last time. The way it works is that you cast actors for the various chewers based on their personalites or their pictures in Chewervision or whatever.

[Gist]

Peter Sarsgaard as Rath/Brendan.

[Werbal_Kint]

Paul Giamatti as Devin Faraci.

[Countess Anna loves Aussie Dracula]

Bruce Campbell as Wolfwood

[Richard Dickson]

Sean Astin as Nick

[Anderson]

Let's see:

Lil' Otik would be played by Cole Hauser.
Werewolf Girl would be played by Ally Sheedy.
Rath would be played by Matthew Broderick.

[moovyphreak]

http://www.reel.com/Content/Reelimages/features2001/krumholtz/krumholtz.jpg = Devin Faraci

Also, I still don't know what 60% of you (even the more well-known members) look like.

[moovyphreak]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/longkissgoodnight-bierko.jpg = Richard Dickson

[moovyphreak]

http://a.abc.com/primetime/desperate/images/bios/bio_charira.jpg Ricardo Chavira as Wolfwood

[moovyphreak]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/catch_me_if_you_can/frank_john_hughes/catchpre.jpg Frank John Hughes as Connigit

[Countess Anna loves Aussie Dracula]

http://www.filmdeculte.com/photo/culculte/miranda/1.jpg Miranda Otto = Myself

And not because of who she had dated for a period of time...and then ripped his heart out and ditched him for some dude from "Neighbours". But it's all good.

[ChainsawXxX]

http://www.stefansautographs.ch/Dawson18.jpg Rosario Dawson=Diva

[Napoleon Rodriguez]

Paul Giamatti as Devin Faraci.

I disagree.

Devin:

http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/7b434347/bc/eBay+Images/devin.jpg?bfLo_fBBNtXWc_lI

Zach Galifianakis:

http://movieshop.ru/catalog/people/007500/007549/i.jpg

[DJ Dylan]

Me.....as me. I'm unique.

[billylove]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as moovyphreak
Jesse Eisenberg as DJ Dylan

[Gist]

Jesse Eisenberg as DJ Dylan

Haha, awesome.

[DJ Dylan]

What's scary is that I actually agree.

[moovyphreak]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as moovyphreak
Jesse Eisenberg as DJ Dylan

I can dig on PSH playing me.

Also, great choice for Dylan as well.

[Jared Melton]

Who's Jesse Eisenberg?

[billylove]

Who's Jesse Eisenberg?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0251986/

[billylove]

Clint Howard as PsYcHwArD101

[Andrew Clarke]

Oh now, surely you are not allowed to choose for yourself. if i could choose who would play me i'd choose Johnny Depp, but it isn't going to happen.

http://www.dvdchoice.co.uk/pics/1025909952.jpg Pam Ferris - Countess Anna.


http://www.dugpa.com/pics/frank.GIF Frank Silva - Maus

[Werbal_Kint]

http://www.lochness.com/shows/tve/stewart2.jpg = Nick Nunziata (he plays the leader in, what, 20 goddamned movies?)

[Jared Melton]

...alright...not funny...

Who's Clint Howard?

[Jared Melton]

http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/imgbank/80/nemesis/stewart.jpg = Nick Nunziata (he plays the leader in, what, 20 goddamned movies?)

...good call

[Countess Anna loves Aussie Dracula]

Tim Conway as Trinity's Guest.

No, I like Tim Conway.

Carrot Top as Trinity's Guest.

[Slater]

You can always tell who has a really good grasp on reality when they start seriously casting models or movie stars as their dopplegangers. That's not scary or pathetic at all.

[Guttenberg Fan Club]

George Clooney = ME
Vincent Schiavelli = Slater

[Wolfwood]

Hey, everyone be cool now. No reason to get up in one another's respective grills, there are far more deserving people of our scorn without ripping into one another like a bunch of pimps fighting over a street corner.

I personally woulda cast myself as Dominic Monaghan...but I concede to the Bruce Campbell suggestion. Thank you, Countess :)

[Slater]

Me: Christopher Reeve, circa 1986
GFC: Christopher Reeve, circa 2005

[Maus]

http://www.dugpa.com/pics/frank.GIF Frank Silva - Maus


That's actually awesome casting...except that he's about 20 years too old...and isn't he dead?

I was thinking more along the lines of:

http://www.k-rocks.com/photos/large_moviestills/paradise_found/15.jpg

Just add hair and a bit of salt and pepper and voila!

[billylove]

Tony Danza as Slater
Luis (Pachanga) Guzmán as Wolfwood
Dave Coulier as Werbal_Kint
Lorenzo Lamas as Maus

[Momotaro]

Luis (Pachanga) Guzmán as Wolfwood

You know, I've thought this before, only Wolfwood isn't so...chubby. Not that Luiz is chubby, he just looks bigger than he is. Our man the priest with the guns is rather svelt.

Jay Underwood - Kid Ego
Harold Ramis (circa 1979) - Billzæbub
Sean William Scott - Gistmeister
Janine Turner - Anne
Spuds McKenzie - Pizza Boy (R.I.P. buddy)

[sneakay]

Carrot Top as Master Shake

Mel Gibson as Maus

[Countess Anna loves Aussie Dracula]

I'm changing mine to Tina Fey. We both wear glasses and have a strange sense of humor...

[Wolfwood]

You know, I've thought this before, only Wolfwood isn't so...chubby. Not that Luiz is chubby, he just looks bigger than he is. Our man the priest with the guns is rather svelt.

I wish that were true, chum...My love of Appleby's and pasta is beginning to haunt me, particularly around the gut :)

[Agent Danger]

Topher Grace as g_dude.

[Greg Clark]

Topher Grace as g_dude.

Scarlett Johansson as Agent Danger.

[bigassposer]

Charles B = Heath Ledger

[Andrew Clarke]

KittyinJammies - Tawny Kitean (80's)

[Momotaro]

Rawr!

[Isildur's Bangs]

Me =

http://www.ifrance.com/WEBtopcelebrity/angel36.jpg

or


http://www.geocities.com/madsen1fan/mania/trial9a.jpg

[Werewolf Girl]

You can always tell who has a really good grasp on reality when they start seriously casting models or movie stars as their dopplegangers. That's not scary or pathetic at all.

Worth repeating.

[Anne]

Wow, Momotaro, I'm flattered that Janine Turner will play me, because I think she is pretty. I have never made a connection between my appearance and an actress.

That's a pretty good match-up with Ally Sheedy to Werewolf Girl!

[Casey72]

ohh! ooh! Who can play me???

[El Topo]

I know he's gone now but I always pictured Cosmoline as Joe Pesci - except more angry, alone in Alaska, and with lots of guns.

[Momotaro]

Casey, you are the scariest dude I have ever seen. For that, you will be portrayed by...
http://www.cafes.net/ditch/looklevey1.jpg
Anton LeVey!!

[Wolfwood]

Casey, you are the scariest dude I have ever seen. For that, you will be portrayed by...
http://www.cafes.net/ditch/looklevey1.jpg
Anton LeVey!!

I've been thinking the same for a while scarily enough...

[Casey72]

Casey, you are the scariest dude I have ever seen. For that, you will be portrayed by...
http://www.cafes.net/ditch/looklevey1.jpg
Anton LeVey!!

You gotta be joking man! I never really thought of myself as being scary looking. Probably because i'm such a nice guy. Matter of fact, everybody I know calls me a big cuddly teddy because i'm just like that. I gues that explains why i've never had to worry about people starting shit with me. Of course, that pic is a few years old, and i'm about 300 lbs. now, vs. 240 when that pic was taken. I'll try to get an updated one taken and up tonight, although i still look basically the same, except more fleshy. And 32 years old. But Thanks (I think) for the compliment(?)

Actually, we did one of these last year or so on the boards, and everyone said I resembled Max Von Sydow during his "Ming the Merciless" stint