I have a Headache Rushing at me as Ferocious as a Fat Girl Stampede at Dress Barn.

[thedudeabides]

Fuck, my head fucking hurts!
My eyes are going a bit goofy too, I hope I'm not getting a migrane.

[Alice in Wonderland]

Migraines suck. I feel your pain.

Actually, no. I don't feel your pain. If I did, I would be forced to kill you in a desperate and agonised attempt to stop it.